WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush, his Cabinet, advisers, and leading members of Congress are to lock themselves away in the White House on a crisis management course, in order to put off deciding how to solve the looming economic disaster facing Wal...
Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...
New York, New York - Thousands of employees in New York City's finacial district woke up this morning to find that their buildings in which they work had been moved to the front lawn of the White House. House movers relocated the entire financial dis...
A rare, what appeared be, an earthquake rocked Washington, D.C. yesterday shattering scores of windows and forcing both governmental and civilian inhabitants to scurry for safety. There were no reports of injuries, deaths or major damage. The epicen...
Washington DC, July 17, 2008: Presidential candidates Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain agreed today to challenge any quoted sound bite distortions and half truths employed by the media, during the rest of the campaign.
Ashley Dupre, the call girl and Girls Gone Wild alumni who brought down the Governor of New York, will be starring in a new reality series. "Bringing Down the House (and Senate)" will begin airing this fall on the Fox network. The new television...
In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.
Washington DC: The presidents Cabinet includes the Vice President, the heads of 15 executive departments plus various agency administrators/directors. Here are some educated guesses by Karl Rove of the Fox News Channel for the presumptive Democratic president Obama's cabinet.
Today there was a sudden outbreak of English Tyneside accents in the American capital of Washington, D.C. 'Speaking from the White House, ABC News reporter Kent State said: 'Well, viewers, sources at the FBI have confirmed that people have bin bre...
Washington DC, June 11, 2008: An old beat up audio tape recording has been found under the carpet in the oval office of the White House. The tape had been there since November 2000 but was constantly overlooked, as the current occupant spends most of his time in Dick Cheney's office. The recorded conversation is between President Clinton and Vice President Gore discussing the upcoming preside...
Now that the Democratic Party Primary Election season is almost over, Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has settled the disenfranchisement fiasco of voters in Florida and Michigan, an almost unified Democratic Party is moving forward to the August 2008 convention in Denver Colorado. New Democratic Party bumper stickers have been seen around Washington DC.
Jack Smyth was born in a small mining town in the Southwestern United States. His early childhood schooling in grades K through six was average. Jack also hated to play tag at recess. During his high school years Jack barely passed history and managed to totally avoid math and any kind of science, but did receive a general high school diploma. The high school yearbook photograph shows a handsome s...
Washington, D.C. - Under a Freedom of Information Act request, the advocacy group "Why Must We Be Governed By Idiots?" received the following 2007 memo relating to appropriate behavior in the presence of President Bush, and immediately released the document to the press.
Washington D.C. - Washington's toughest pundits were shocked to discover that they had run out of scandals to report on breathlessly.
Washington, DC - From its headquarters on K Street, the campaign of Senator John Sidney McCain released the lyrics to his honest new campaign song: "Yes We Fear".
Washington, DC - At a photo-op today, Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain denounced being called a "wart monger" by talk show host Ed Schultz.
Two weeks ago, Vice President Dick Cheney gave Washington Times reporter Bob Cobb an exclusive, first ever tour of the VP's secure residence where he stays between speeches and appearances on FOX news shows. The location is obviously top secret, and Cobb had to endure hours wearing a blindfold and earplugs before reaching his destination.
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