Ashley Dupre To Star In Reality Series

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 10 July 2008

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Ashley Dupre is ready to check out the our politician's briefs

Ashley Dupre, the call girl and Girls Gone Wild alumni who brought down the Governor of New York, will be starring in a new reality series. "Bringing Down the House (and Senate)" will begin airing this fall on the Fox network.

The new television series will place Ashley in Washington, D.C. along with the United States Congress. Each week, she will try to seduce a different congressman to see how quickly they can be embarrased and resign. The shows will be filmed on hidden cameras or from a distance to keep the politicians to know that they are being set up.

Show produce Ron Stalk said that "there are 435 members of the House of Representatives and 100 in the Senate. Considering that not all of them are re-elected, we will always have a sizeable pool of people. This show could be on the air until Ashley starts sagging!"

"Ashley brought down Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. Now she's got an entire Capital Building full of people to go after. We're not going to make it easy by going after the womanizer's like Ted Kennedy, because, face it, even Rosie O'Donnell could seduce him."

When asked if the show would do anything special to try to entice viewers in the important sweeps weeks, he answered that "that's when we're going after the female congressmen. Everyone will tune into watch our hidden camera films for some lesbian action!"

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