Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Monday, 22 September 2008

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Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here.

The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country.

Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive and well in 1980, 1994 and 2000, but will probably be totally extinct by 2017.

Democratosaur: This creature is known to run very fast every four years, with a propensity for falling off high cliffs into tar pits. It may be the predecessor of the modern day lemming.

McCainosaur: This creature is quite old and appears to have splendidly evolved after enduring many years of hardships. Some scientists believe this entity is a distant cousin of the Republicanosaur.

Palinosaur: This creature, a female found in a cold climate, is relatively young compared to the other species uncovered. Zoologists cannot figure out what the persistent red color is around the jaw.

Obamaosaur: This creature was discovered in the Midwest amongst an organized community of similar fossils. Some scientists believe it is a young chameleon or a hard of hearing dragon. There is no indication that evolution has changed this entity in any manner or substance from its antecedents.

Bidenosaur: This old creature was found in a habitat consisting of a densely populated forest, where it lived with 99 similar entities. The entity has problems distinguishing the forest from the trees.

Clintonosaur: This creature appears to be a female with very large claws. Interesting to note, these entities generally hunt in pairs, with the male constantly pursuing other females.

Paulosaur: This creature is believed to have poor visual perception, as it can only see things in black and white.

Naderosaur: This creature (color green) appears to have been in the wilderness for such a very long time, that its reason for existence has been lost.

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