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Funny story: Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired. A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider blamed in Tottenham win shock

Large Hadron Collider blamed in Tottenham win shock

Leading sports analysts are at a loss to explain the recent football match victory by a Spurs team. Ambulances had to be called to the stadium shortly after the final whistle as hysterical fans poured out into Tottenham High Road, one man had to b...

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Funny story: Tottenham Good Start Continues

Tottenham Good Start Continues

Tottenham Hotspur continued their good start to the season last night, when they lost 2-1 to Aston Villa at White Hart Lane in front of 36,000 excited supporters. Spurs stay rooted to the bottom of the Premiership in their most impressive start to...

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Funny story: Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos joined easy listening veteran Tunde Baiyewu onstage on Saturday afternoon to perform a cover version of U2 song 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' at a fund raising event for bipolar disorder sufferers. Tunde, once half...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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Funny story: Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...

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Funny story: Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline on January 31st. Benjani allegedly oversle...

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Funny story: Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...

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Funny story: FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

Spurs goalkeeper Paul Robinson has been named as FIFA World Player Of The Year, fighting off competition from Kaka, Messi and Ronaldo in the process, at a special gala in western Alabama.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: John Terry In New Storms...Yawn

John Terry In New Storms...Yawn

Chelsea captain John Terry is at the centre of a Royal Storm this morning after declaring that he fancies Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

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Funny story: Tottenham Re-Sign Zamora

Tottenham Re-Sign Zamora

Tottenham have called a press conference today at 12:00 where they are expected to announce the new signing of Bobby Zamora.

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Funny story: David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

There was more trouble for beleaguered manager Malcolm McClaren in Spain last night, even after his under-pressure England team had trounced Andorra 3-0 in the Nou Camp.

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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.

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