The leading manufacturer of toilet paper (a.k.k. toilet tissue, butt wipe, or bumm fodder) in the United States, is being sued by a consumer for "pain and suffering" after following directions printed on the package. Irma Peepers of Tripoly, Wis...
Blackpool - Impresario owner of TheSpoof.com Mark Lowton has come forward and admitted having an affair with a local Blackpool woman, explaining periodic absences from TheSpoof.com that left his Internet empire floundering and rudderless. Lowton a...
With people queueing around the loo block for hours to be first to try the new Apple i-Toilet, executives from the company claimed it was their best launch ever. With the bottom falling out of many people's world, the new i-Toilet provides a high-...
David has spent many years impersonating a footballer and Victoria has spent many years as a nagging wife, a celery stick and professional shop-o-holic. However, due to David Beckham's dilapidating career, and Victoria Beckham's fame obscurity, t...
Culture Secretary Derek Beagle last night issued a humiliating denial following accusations he had been sniffing toilet paper. Beagle, 59, and until recently considered a safe pair of hands was forced into the denial following months of whispering...
David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...
Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to bu...
Researchers at the University Of Chicago (South Side) have recently unveiled the results of years of research into the 'unique' British sense of humour. Professor Egon Offagin announced the results to a packed house of TV and Movie scriptwriters a...
Police confirmed that they had issued a formal caution to Paul's Mum for allowing her son's friends to do a poo at her house. "The fact that she allows child bowel movements to take place in her home requires her to be a properly qualified and re...
The Health and Safety Executive yesterday advised government ministers to legislate in order to avoid further toilet related drowning deaths. Six men have died in the last month in accidents in public toilets across the UK. Although one was the v...
Newly-engaged actress Jaime Pressly is laughing off reports that she was caught urinating in public, insisting the photos that were shown on the internet actually show her carrying out a party dare from her wedding shower. In the photographs, Pres...
A 37 year old man died yesterday from severe head injuries in what police called a, "freak and horrific accident," in a cubicle of a public toilet in Silverdale, Lancashire. It appears that the as yet unnamed victim was suffering from an acute sto...
Newark, NJ - The few Public Officials left in the New Jersey towns of Hoboken, Secaucas and Ridgefield, who have not already been taken into custody on charges of political corruption, including the taking of bribes for favors, were holding a going o...
(AP)-St.Louis, MO: You'll soon have more reading in the bathroom the than a pile of magazines or the newspaper, thanks to a St. Louis based advertising guru. Cyrus Little, CEO of Little, Hope Worldwide announced his international firm will begin sell...
A fleet of trucks has delivered a huge number of portable toilets to Parliament Square. They have been lined up in ranks close the the Members Exit. It is suspected that the breaking news of criminal investigations of Peers and MP's may precip...
A puppy that was flushed down the toilet by a four-year-old was successfully rescued by a drain cleaning firm yesterday. The puppy was located using sophisticated CCTV equipment and then dragged from the sewer pipe along the street. The RSPCA has...
As the new series of Big Brother prepares to launch, it seems the contestants are in for a bit of a shock. They may be expecting to walk into the usual Big Brother house, with furniture, beds, good food and luxury bathrooms, but in the initial stage...
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