Written by Jalapenoman

Monday, 19 October 2009

image for New "Pee-A-Lot" Travel Centers To Open Every Thirty Miles On Interstates
They'll even have "express lanes" by the gas pumps for those who can't hold it!

Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to build a location every thirty miles on the interstate system to provide relief to the pained and bloated traveler.

In addition to providing bathroom facilities, Pee-A-Lot will also sell 48, 64, and 88 ounce super sized drinks so that customers can be ready for their next rest stop.

An official company press release said that "we want our company to be the pee break of choice for the traveler and truck driver. We promise to provide bigger and more toilet facilities in an atmosphere where the driver can get the relief that they need."

AARP has hailed the announcement as "something that is good for our members. This will let them travel without worry and without wearing those uncomfortable and smelly adult diapers."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Toilet, travel, Piss, urine




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