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Funny story: Smegma Falls, Idaho; Still World's Worst Named City

Smegma Falls, Idaho; Still World's Worst Named City

Reuteers News Wire - Failing to pass a city wide vote and change its name to "Odiferous Valley", the modest town of Smegma Falls, Idaho, will still hold onto its title of "World's Worst Named City" as tallied by independent audit firm of Harold Bawls...

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Funny story: Followmeontwitter the most popular baby name of 2010

Followmeontwitter the most popular baby name of 2010

The name Followmeontwitter has jumped 214% for baby girls and 195% for baby boys since 2009, putting it in the top ten names for both genders in the year 2010. Statisticians are thrilled to see such an unusual name make such a large jump in populari...

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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Venerable children's story book character, Winnie the Pooh,has filed an application before Her Majesty's Court to change his name from "Winnie the Pooh" to "Winnie the Shitz". "Yo!Yo! Listen up, Homies." said the newly liberated bear at a hastily...

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Funny story: Judge to Let Model Hunt Down Jealous Skank

Judge to Let Model Hunt Down Jealous Skank

NEW YORK CITY, New York - A model slammed in comments posted to an anonymous blog has the right to learn the identity of the crazy bitch who submitted them, a judge ruled Wednesday. In August 2008, a user of the Yoohoo! blogging service, Blogkhead...

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Funny story: Smegma Falls, Idaho; Voted World's Worst Named City

Smegma Falls, Idaho; Voted World's Worst Named City

Facing stiff but often laughable competition from around the world, Smegma Falls, Idaho has won the prestigious title of World's Worst Named City in 2010. Though their city name had been in the running as a finalist the last several years, losing...

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Funny story: Mr Bean wants to change his name

Mr Bean wants to change his name

Les Bean wants to change his name which he has had trouble with since the day he started school, can you imagine what poor Les had to put up with, he even recalls teachers laughing uncontrollably when they took the morning register and called out his...

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Funny story: Final Four: Gerald Butler's roots, and Butler roots for Butler

Final Four: Gerald Butler's roots, and Butler roots for Butler

Ancestrally Gerald Butler may have had a relative namesake that was a butler. Or maybe that's a Hollywood name that was chosen to sound better on the big screen credits. After all if you are a movie starlet you don't want to be seen in People Mag...

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Funny story: British Airways Changes Name

British Airways Changes Name

The new and shortened name for British Airways is just BA in keeping with their web name BA.com. The new name is pronounced Bah not B.A. Effective April 1 the airline will answer the phone as BA, or BAH, how can I help you? The new moniker...

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Funny story: Subo to become Suba after name change

Subo to become Suba after name change

Susan Boyle the most over rated singer since the beginning of time is planning to change her name by deed poll from Susan Boyle to Susan Banks. This is not the first time a Boyle has become a Banks many years ago the famous Glasgow Bookmaker John...

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Funny story: Mrs. DeWinter's first name found

Mrs. DeWinter's first name found

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts - In a large research facility staffed with hundreds of English Literature professors, three Cray II supercomputers and noted mathematician Andrew Wiles, the search for the long unknown name of the second Mrs. DeWinter has fi...

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Funny story: Starburst & Snickers are rubbish names proven by scientists

Starburst & Snickers are rubbish names proven by scientists

Scientists today announced that Starburst and Snickers were worse than the original British names for these products. Both had different names on British shores and there was a massive out cry when they were changed. Now it seems we should change bac...

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Funny story: Islands to be renamed after Isle of Wight slammed as "racist", and Isle of Man deemed to be "sexist"

Islands to be renamed after Isle of Wight slammed as "racist", and Isle of Man deemed to be "sexist"

Residents of both the Isle of Wight and the Isle of Man are today in uproar as PC watchdog BAPS (British Assosiation of Political Stupidness) won a legal battle to rename the islands. BAPS argued in court that in todays modern Britain having the w...

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Funny story: Teachers Reveal Naughtiest Names

Teachers Reveal Naughtiest Names

Teachers in the UK believe that children with certain names are likelier to cause more trouble than others, according to a poll released today. The 'Teachers Pest' list has been compiled after representatives from parenting club mumswet.com had ha...

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Funny story: Jack - It's Where You Wanna Be

Jack - It's Where You Wanna Be

Once again, Jack is the name that everybody wants, according to the Times of London. Jack is the most popular name, and has been for the last 13 years. For boys. Calling girls 'Jack' is likely to lead to ridicule, and not regarded as a good mov...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

NASHVILLE, TN - Singer-songwriter LeAnn Rimes announced on Tuesday that she's divorcing her husband... um... uh... just give me a second here... Oh, yeah, Dean. Dean Sheremet. "After much thoughtful consideration, Dan and I have agreed to move fo...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Change First Name

Mitt Romney to Change First Name

Mitt Romney, a candidate for the Republican Presidential nomination, has decided that his lack of success was due to his first name and wants a change. "People just don't take you seriously with a name like Mitt. They think of baseball and have...

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Funny story: 'Tracy' is the worst name to have

'Tracy' is the worst name to have

A study of names in Britain has shown that you are more likely to be a big, fat ugly skank if you are named 'Tracy'. Also, you are more likely to have been pregnant at 14, have greasy bleached hair and a boyfriend called Dave, Joe or Kevin. Wom...

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