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Funny story: Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah". Iranian General Mustafa Najar stated that the govern...

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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.

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Funny story: Next Doctor Who will be Moslem terrorist

Next Doctor Who will be Moslem terrorist

Politically correct lefties at the BBC have revealed that the new Doctor Who, who will take over at the end of the year, will be Moslem extremist.

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Funny story: Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Management at Heathrow Airport have taken on an extra one hundred baggage-handling staff to 'rifle through' a backlog of thousands of items of luggage that has accumulated as a result of the recent te...

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Funny story: Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.

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Funny story: Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

British Muslims are afraid to leave their own homes because they are fearful for their lives, say leaders at a mosque in Birmingham. Many feel that they will be 'eyeballed', shouted or spat at, and even punched and kicked according to Imam Ali Ak...

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Funny story: Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

BBC reporter Alan Johnston has this morning been released by Islamic militant forces who had been holding him hostage for 114 days.

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Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.

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Funny story: London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

Police investigating the two car bombs planted in Central London yesterday say that the Gay Pride festival could have been a target for the bombers.

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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

In his latest interview the Duke of Edinburgh sparked controversy by claiming "Muslims are a bit funny". The Prince was being interview by the BBC about his opinions on Britishness.

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Funny story: Muslim Council Slams No Smoking Law

Muslim Council Slams No Smoking Law

The Muslim Council of Edgware Road is enraged at the Government's smoking ban which they say will harm business for the many ethnic cafes in the "Beirut" area of London's West End.

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Funny story: Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

BRADFORD, UK - 05/06/07. In another gesture of celebrating diversity, Prime Minister in Waiting, Gordon Brown today pledged £5 million to create the UK's first Muslim Clown School.

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Funny story: "Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

"Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...

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Funny story: Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday. Muslim clerics and Palestinian leaders were in an uproar ove...

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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Funny story: Bush Wanted Dead or Alive

Bush Wanted Dead or Alive

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The World - Today, the entire world sent out Wanted posters for U.S. President George W. Bush. Among the crimes listed are: * Butchering the English Language * Defamation of Muslims * Piracy of the Constitution of the United States * Lying to the American People While in Office * Unprovoked Attacks on Foreign Countries * Causing Inte...

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