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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

HOLLYWOOD - Touchrock Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's musical romance film The Promiscuous Pair. Starring in the motion picture will be Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev, who will portray two singers f...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus

Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus

NEW YORK CITY - Many of Lady Gaga's closest friends are starting to express concern over the Lady's well being. One unnamed friend stated that she has never seen Lady G as obsessed with nudity as she is at the present time. The friend blames it...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Plans To Move To The Happiest State In The Entire United States - Colorado

Miley Cyrus Plans To Move To The Happiest State In The Entire United States - Colorado

DETROIT - Miley Cyrus told the concert crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum that she loves performing in Detroit because the city has that new car smell. She said that she became sad when she heard that the home of the Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus

Taylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus

NEW ORLEANS - After performing in front of a full venue in New Orleans Voodoo Arena Taylor Swift sat backstage in her dressing room talking to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. Taylor said that she cannot believe the way that Miley Cyrus...

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Funny story: Study: Twerking Frequently Inspires Jerking

Study: Twerking Frequently Inspires Jerking

Coxville, IN - A seminal paper published by a trio of post-doctoral researchers at the Johnson Institute points to a strong correlation between twerking and jerking. Behavioral psychologists Peter Smallwood, Rod Wang, and Jack Hiscock agreed to me...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants. Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the page...

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Funny story: Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

A singing prostitute has caused a stir by twerking on a man widely acknowledged to be an unmitigating twat. In a live performance at the once credible Video Music Awards Hannah Cyrus, or something, danced suggestively with some Thicke guy. Thi...

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Funny story: Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

NEW YORK CITY - One of the greatest tennis players in the world Maria Sharapova recently remarked about the girl who has no shame Miley Cyrus. Sharapova told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really feels sorry for the 20-ye...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is reported to be upset at the fact that he has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus and her tongue. Biebs talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that Miley thinks that all she has to do to get atten...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Cashing In On Dance Craze

Miley Cyrus Cashing In On Dance Craze

Although not the originator of the dance known in pop culture as twerking Miley Cyrus, has become quite well known for this dance move due to mass publicity over her performance at the Mtv Video Music awards. Ms. Cyrus has decided to cash in on th...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Calls Miley Cyrus The Biggest Media Hound In Hollywood

Mel Gibson Calls Miley Cyrus The Biggest Media Hound In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD - The man known as The Mad Aussie, Mel Gibson has said that he has to hand it to Miley Cyrus because the young woman certainly knows how to self-promote herself. Gibson remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that he wonders if maybe Miss Cyrus...

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Funny story: Tish Cyrus: I Did Not Raise My Daughter Miley To Be An Exhibitionist

Tish Cyrus: I Did Not Raise My Daughter Miley To Be An Exhibitionist

BEVERLY HILLS - Several entertainment publications and news agencies are reporting that at least Tish Cyrus, mother of Miley Cyrus, appears to be the one family member who still has some common sense left. Speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tat...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all. The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, thou...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...

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