PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.
BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that there appears to be some unhappy rumblings in the Ellen and Portia DeGeneres marital household. A source close to the talk show host stated that a neighbor recently reported hearing some rathe...
A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - The Playboy Mansion will soon have a happily married woman residing as its "First Lady." Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy Empire mogul has just announced that the wedding between him and Playboy bunny, Crystal Harris...
CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...
Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...
OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...
Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere. Reports are that Jolie h...
In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...
NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux was in the Big Apple celebrating the upcoming marriage of one of his closest friends Dr. Mondello F. Barsillian, an unemployed dentist. Theroux was asked about his upcoming marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the 41-yea...
A poll from a leading Women's magazine has revealed that cross dressers make the best husbands. "Even the gay ones," said Kay Bored, editor of women's magazine I'm a Woman. "Obviously in a civil partnership." The study was quite revealing acco...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket. Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...
ATLANTA - Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 19-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby "Buster" Brown, has her entire family including aunts, uncles, cousins, and a grandmother all in a tissy. Bobbi Kristina, who looks nothing like her mother, repo...
HOLLYWOOD - In yet another example of modern times where weddings sometimes follow the birth of babies, Jennifer Aniston has just issued a dual announcement. She told the Hollywood press that she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and that s...
NEW YORK CITY - After seven years of living together without the benefit of a marriage license Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally decided to make their relationship legal. The couple stated that the reason why they decided to become husband...
DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
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