(published 2063) BASE A113 - Base A113, the head of Xeno-Earth Immigration has closed all borders to the Marble Planet. Base A113, which is in geostationary orbit above Obama, D.C., has allowed a liberal xeno-immigration policy, however, the non-...
A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries. Unable, unwilling, disr...
Canberra, Tues: Leader of the Federal Opposition, Tony Abbott, today handed himself over to Immigration Department authorities, admitting that he was a descendant of boat people who had managed to evade the Australian detention centre protocols set u...
Members of the Flying Circus rejoice! Sarkozy's got a new policy to deal with immigration. Fears that Takeshi Castle style policies were outdated have dragged the French President kicking and screaming into the modern world, in which any criminals...
As the post mid-term election reality sets in, and US Citizens begin to realize that little will change--and perhaps the political gridlock in Washington might even become worse--the Department of Homeland Security announced today that they are recei...
Plans to colonise Mars by sending volunteers with one way tickets are facing a major setback. Martians have issued a five star injunction stopping immigration to the Planet. 'First you call Mars a Red planet of Wars, then you want to invade withou...
Hollywood, CA--I am mad as hell about the immigration issues in the United States. I can't believe that a country of free people don't want freedom for everyone, and that a country of free people would want to stop immigration. I am talking about the United States and their desire to close the borders. What is really wrong with a person seeking prosperity in a country that has a lot to...
In less than a week after German Chancellor Angela Merkel admitted that multiculturalism had totally failed in Germany, her spokesman Steffen Seibert said she still sees a chance for Germans and mostly Turkish immigrants to integrate. "Yes, integrati...
John Bull has been refused the right of permanent residence in the UK. This is despite both his parents being British, his father having served as an officer in the Coldstream Guards. Additionally, Mr Bull's three daughters and grandson all live in t...
EU officials have criticised Sarkozy's policy of immigration following reports that Amazon customers were receiving "funny looking people" instead of their prized possessions. Having failed with his iconic show "Napoleon's Castle"; compacted by se...
More French news for you all. Following the expected cancellation of "Napoleon's Castle", Sarkozy has refined his policy concerning the immigration of Romanian Gypsy folk. "We've been giving out free tickets on hot air balloons for the past two da...
In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...
Nicolas Sarkozy has amended his policy of shipping the Romanians out of his country, in light of recent criticism by the European Union that it mirrored the Holocaust. Instead of forcing the refugees back onto planes, Sarkozy has launched a brand...
The president of Mexico held a news conference today to ask that the American people stop sending factories to Mexico. "We appreciate the gesture, but we do not need your factories. If the American people are having trouble with finding workers f...
Supporters of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer are saddened this morning over reports that she actually suffered a series of debilitating strokes during the Gubernatorial debate yesterday. "It was obvious that she was in a lot of trouble early on," sai...
Because of the threatened influx of retiring baby boomers, Florida's Governor Christ has decided to strengthen the state's northern border with Alabama and Georgia. At present there are only ten entry checkpoints found at Interstates 75, 95, and 10 a...
The problem of immigration and asylum-seekers continues to dominate the news, not least the problem of where to locate the large numbers of applicants, whilst their individual cases are being processed. A leaked government document suggests that e...
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