Members of the Flying Circus rejoice! Sarkozy's got a new policy to deal with immigration.
Fears that Takeshi Castle style policies were outdated have dragged the French President kicking and screaming into the modern world, in which any criminals and immigrants he doesn't like will be placed in a French jungle for fourteen weeks, with a diet of rats and leaves.
"Where do they get rice and beans from? That's not convenient. And you don't earn stars for food! I'm just going to have them wandering around a jungle!" Sarkozy laughed.
A jungle has already been found in the form of the Black Forest in Germany. When asked whether this was violating the whole immigration policy of the EU, Sarkozy simply replied
"Je ne comprends pas!"
