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Funny story: Welbeck Accuses Fans of Racism

Welbeck Accuses Fans of Racism

England striker Danny Welbeck has accused Ghana's fans of racism after a Granny Smith apple was thrown at him on his debut at Wembley on Tuesday night. Welbeck, who was eligible to play for Ghana on account of his Ghanaian parents, elected to turn...

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Funny story: Fabio Makes Final Decision on Captaincy

Fabio Makes Final Decision on Captaincy

England manager Fabio Capello has finally clarified the position regarding the captaincy of the top team. Over the last few weeks, the under pressure boss has taken the job away from Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand and handed it back to Chelsea'...

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Funny story: Capello to name another new captain

Capello to name another new captain

With half of the victorious side that defeated the Welsh on Saturday sent back to their clubs boss Fabio Capello has had to think of a new captain for Tuesday nights match against Ghana. John Terry's wife has an order requesting Tezza is not allow...

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Funny story: Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Scientists have proposed a radical innovation for World Cup 2022 in Qatar. There are major concerns at the Western nations' players ability to cope with the 100 degree heat in the Gulf state, prompting some sources to suggest that the tournament s...

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Funny story: England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday. St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas" led by th...

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Funny story: Pearce Offered New Deal

Pearce Offered New Deal

England Under 21 coach Stuart Pearce, whose contract ends after this year's European championships, has been offered another 2 year deal. The Football Association is happy to offer Pyscho the deal after he coached the side to the European Champion...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...

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Funny story: Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

MANCHESTER - It has not been a good week for the Red Devils of Manchester United as Sir Alex Ferguson's team lost to rivals Chelsea and Liverpool. The team from Manchester managed to score only one goal in each of the two games. One of the sta...

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Funny story: World Cup Woes Continue

World Cup Woes Continue

Almost 9 months after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the fall out from England's woeful displays rumbles on. Over 800 complaints have been made after a control centre technical fault led to ITV HD viewers being shown a car advert instead of...

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Funny story: Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is tonight said to be close to signing a loan deal with Premier League Tottenham Hotspur, but there are still a few details that need 'ironing out'. Primary amongst these is an issue with Spurs' kit. Beckham isn't keen...

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Funny story: David Beckham To Join Hull City?

David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his international plac...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Reveal That England World Cup Bid Failed Because Wayne Rooney Is A Bad Example To Young Players

Wikileaks Reveal That England World Cup Bid Failed Because Wayne Rooney Is A Bad Example To Young Players

As the terrible news that England's 2018 World Cup bid had failed started to sink in this morning, the Wikileaks website announced that the reason behind the snub was that FIFA officials believe that Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney...

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Funny story: £460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

£460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

Zurich, SWITZERLAND: England's World's Cup bid was humiliatingly destroyed as FIFA revealed that the England bid won just two votes. 2018 World Cup bid voting. First round: England 2 votes. Belgium-Netherlands 4. Spain-Portugal 7. Russia 9. (E...

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Funny story: England set to up the ante following claims of "shit tactics"

England set to up the ante following claims of "shit tactics"

He's tried every formation under the Sun. Including those written only in God's dying language, Latin Now Fabio Capello is preparing one last roll of the dice, following his multi-million pound squad's failure to defeat minnows Montenegro. Taking...

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Funny story: England Rumpus As Montenegro Complain To FIFA Over Kevin Davies Selection

England Rumpus As Montenegro Complain To FIFA Over Kevin Davies Selection

England boss Fabio Capello is under investigation this morning, after world football's governing body FIFA asked him to explain his actions in calling-up uncapped Bolton Wanderers bull-in-a-china-shop striker Kevin Davies for his Euro 2012 squad to f...

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Funny story: Phil Jagielka To Have Operation On Name

Phil Jagielka To Have Operation On Name

Everton's England international defender Phil Jagielka must be cursing his bad luck this morning, after being told that he needs an emergency operation - on his name! The former Hale Barns United and Sheffield United full-back joined the Toffees i...

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