In a last ditch effort to save his Presidency, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak reached out to the US promising to appoint Hillary Clinton to head up his new government, monitor the redistribution of wealth to the unemployed population, and provide n...
Ten thousand people have taken to the streets in Egypt in an attempt to try to convince the government to ban Meerkat Kebabs. The discovery that Meerkat meat has been used in the tasty midnight snack for years has caused outrage, not just in Egypt b...
A fresh headache for International Rescue is the spread of riots in Egypt and other areas of the Middle East. Speaking from his headquarters at an unknown place somewhere in this world, it is thought, former Army Major General Battersea-Smythe (kn...
Several people were reported killed yesterday as 20,000 protesters marched across Egypt's capital Cairo. Police fired water cannons and tear gas into the crowds as the protesters hurled back bottles and stones in one of the country's biggest ev...
Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli was visiting Egypt when she was offended by the way the Egyptians handled their camel markets. She thought their behavior was, and is primitive. She was particularly disturbed by the way camels were, tr...
The world is stunned by news from Egypt, where officials have closed area beaches because a German woman died Sunday after being attacked by a shark in waters off Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. SNL's Seth Meyers Stole Another Joke!! Nice joke, about Egy...
Thousands of thrill-seeking extreme surfers and stupid tourists are packing their surf boards, suitcases, buckets and spades and are heading towards Egypt. Sharks have been attacking people there with impunity and the Egyptian Tourist Board are ex...
London - (Pyramid Scheme): London's Museum of Natural Hystery is staging a display of the 3,000 year-old manuscript recording Jerry Garcia's ancient Nubian ancestry. The document was found stuffed deep inside the Sphinx's throat after the band pla...
Four East African states have signed an agreement to seek more water from the River Nile - a move strongly opposed by Egypt and her ancient gods, including the Nile itself, long regarded as a living divinity by many Egyptians. Under a 1929 B.C.E.
Elton John has been banned from performing live in Egypt. Already the Egyptian tourist board has been inundated with bookings following the news. "I've never seen anything like it. People phone up and ask us 'Is he really banned?' When tell them that...
King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
Cairo - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): "Was this where the ancients first wrote Hotel California?" Egypt's Head of Antiquities Dr Zahi Hawass asked at a news conference today. The Cairo University Professor of Archaeology was unveiling a number of...
In management textbooks, Frederick W. Taylor is refereed to as the founder of modern scientific management, despite the fact that many ancient countries like Egypt, China, Greeks, Rome, etc. were familiar with the concepts of management. For instance, Taylor refers to 'Unity of command', while, in many languages, we find sayings to the same effect, such as 'two captains sink the ship'; 'too many c...
This message sent by Reuterus to the UN was published today and Egyptian troops are now gathering off of the Algerian coastal border ready to attack the Algerian capital Algiers. The reason for this conflict is a football game played between them,...
CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack. Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...
In 2006 and 2008 the walls of the Gaza Collective Punishment Camp were breached by Palestinians, desperate for food, water, medicine and all the other necessities of life that their Israeli jailers were depriving them of. On both occasions the scenes...
Chicago, Illinois- A local man is speaking out against multi-level marketing (MLM), claiming a pyramid selling scheme he was about to invest in was a hoax. "From now on, I will only buy pyramids from reputable companies", says Louie Bidwell, an a...
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