King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
Dr Stig O'Treacy, chief physician to the court of King Tut, said "I knew he wasn't well. It was all the bandages, you see. Obviously I am saddened by my findings. It means I am out of a job. I have offered my services to Queen Victoria but she is yet to reply. Maybe I should have included an SAE."
King Tut's long rule has come to an end. As he leaves no surviving heir applications for ruler of all Egypt are open. Please reply with a full resume to Pharaoh Hunters (Agy) Cairo.
