Saudi Arabia - Draconian censorship shields the Jabal Al-Lawz alien structure believed by Biblical scholars to be Mount Sinai. Last week smuggled Saudi video footage confirmed an egg-shaped UFO rising from the Jordanian/Saudi border peak ahead of...
-It's All Star Celebrity Family Fortunes and I am your host Vermin K! (crowd - yaaay!) -Welcome! Welcome everyone to the show. Welcome to All Star Celebrity Family Fortunes! -Now we have two families here who I'm sure you'll all know and I know you'll want to give them both a really big cheer. (crowd - yaaay!) -From Exeter it's the Asherwoods! (crowd - yaay!) -And from Libya...
In an unexpected move by Colonel Gaddafi, his office today declared war on the popular, if slightly disbanded popular rock group Dire Straits. Wearing a fetching tent and matching Gatling gun, the Colonel spent over an hour on the phone with the F...
London - Billions of dollars' trade were lost this morning as a crippling Sun/Mercury conjunction at six degrees Pisces brought chaos to the LSE floor. The water sign conjunction has always been a bit of a Bermuda Triangle - especially when accomp...
More sinister developments reported from Libya. A source in Tripoli has revealed that under-siege dictator Muammar Gaddafi has ordered seventy six supersized skips from Elephant's Trunk Skip Hire of Enfield, Middlesex. Further investigations pr...
As the crisis in Libya gets worse, the few media outlets in the western part and Loyalist-controlled part of Libya have reported that Gaddafi will not step down, admist riots, extreme violence and hundreds dead in both sides of the country. Inhopeless Media Group went onto the streets. What do you think? Samir Khan, 32, CAIRO (Government worker) - "They can move here! We have enough freedom...
Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send...
Ben Kazi - Muammar Gaddafi blamed his mother Queen Elizabeth tonight for fomenting terror in Libya all week. Ranting incoherently on Have I Got Libyan News For U! the old war whorse blamed HM for terror attacks - under the flagship IRA, Al Qaeda a...
Bab al-Azizia, Libya - Mrs Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi has vented her fury at the decrepit old bastard who's fired rockets at the Libyan people. "He's not the Leader of the Revolution, he's a very naughty senile old fart!" Mrs Gaddafi said today.
Under fire Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has blamed bin laden for the demonstrations that are wreaking havoc in his country. In a phone call to a TV station, the autocrat said that "a bin laden with a large haul of cannabis seized by Tripo...
Muammar Gadaffi, president of Libya, and also known as 'The Colonel', is not feasting on a bucket today, but may be about to kick one. His wings have been clipped and are no doubt fried from the desert heat, not to mention from the fiery protests whi...
Libyan ruler Col Muammar Gaddafi has been battling to control the country's west as protesters consolidate eastern towns and foreigners continue to flee, however much less has been reported about the leader's battle to control his face. Ever since...
With the continuing melt down of law and order and the defiant messages coming from President Col Gaddafi, the British Government are tracking down the companies behind his support.The Prime Minister has said no stone will be unturned to find the UK...
Colonel Gaddafi of Libya is still trying hard to stay in office as leader of his country and says that if he is killed, he will take everything with him that he can. He also told a reporter for Al-Jazeera television that he will go down as a mart...
Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits. "The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer,...
Barack Obama has offered Colonel Gaddafi land on Straten Island in the Arthur Kills section where he can pitch his tents to house his retinue of slaves, call girls and one of the world's largest stashes of cocaine. Formerly a landfill area contain...
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger today revealed that he'd heard from some old tart in a pub down the Kings Road that Noel Gallagher is considering Libya's leader, Colonel Gaddafi as a possible replacement as lead singer from his br...
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