"The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

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Fingered: puppet master or equal partner?

Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits.

"The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer, "more like a Bonnie to His Holiness's Clyde".

The ex-Justice Minister was also scornful of widespread buck-passing about 9/11 that blamed Afghan fanatics for the World Rough Trade Center outrage.

"Another Gaddafi family own goal, guys! Don'tcha just lurve the barefaced f***ing cheek of it?"

Gaddafi remains in hiding tonight amid reports that a Mossad parachute squad is ready to spring the nutjob dictator.

"They'll probably rendition him to Area 51, Groom Lake, to top up supplies in their cloning division," Abdel-Jalim added.

Up-and-coming thug/Colonel G heir Saif Gaddafi is 69.

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