Secret Saudi 'Area 51' shielding Libya UFO

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Saturday, 26 February 2011

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Seen over Jabal Al-Lawz/Mount Sinai earlier this week

Saudi Arabia - Draconian censorship shields the Jabal Al-Lawz alien structure believed by Biblical scholars to be Mount Sinai.

Last week smuggled Saudi video footage confirmed an egg-shaped UFO rising from the Jordanian/Saudi border peak ahead of a Libyan lap of honor seen on TV this week.

"We're not talking some sort of daft Lady Gaga stunt, sahib," an Inferior Ministry source commented, "Saudi planes scrambled the saucer before a cloaking device wiped it off the radar."

The craft was later spotted hovering over Colonel Gaddafi's gaff in Tripoli, headquarters of a Middle-East wide conspiracy denying the existence of an alien presence on Earth.

An earlier February flypast over Jerusalem had alarmed the Arab world's Sufi mystics, considered by Saudi's Wahhabist rulers as the scourge of religion.

One of their UFO websites claimed the craft was tracing the January 4 solar eclipse shadow that's blighted much of the Middle East region.

The site also carries 1960s Super-8 clips of a bizarre aperture in the Jabal Al-Lawz archaeological mound being filled with an estimated 500 tonnes of ready mixed concrete.

The Kingdom's legendary ruler Ibn Saud personally ordered the mountain entrance's obliteration fearing an antiquities turf war with millions of Jewish pilgrims.

During the Gulf War US military planes probed the mound with a NASA retro-engineered molecular frequency generator.

The findings remain classified for another 200 years.

Ufologists fear that the Kingdom has deliberately concealed its very own Area 51/Roswell due to immense American pressure.

A state news blackout has censored the entire subject because of widespread belief it is the Mount Sinai site 'where God gave Moses some tablets'.

Colonel Gaddafi's voluptuous personal nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, 69, 'may have been genetically engineered aboard the UFO's massive mothership'.

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