A new anti-clot drug could spare thousands of young females all over the world from embarrassing and potentially terrifying experiences.
Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.
As part of the nature/culture division (Ortner 1974), we see numerous representations of stupid women in popular culture. The division of the world into the male symbolic realm of culture and the female domestic realm leaves women as intellectually inferior.
There are two moments that are guaranteed every year. One, is some politician/celebrity doing or saying something which is completely stupid, asinine, idiotic, mindless or moronic. The other, is New Year's Resolutions by some politician/celebrity which are absurd, ludicrous, inane, ridiculous or foolish.
The crises in the Health Service, Armed Forces,(and add any other or all public service(s) of your choice) is proof that it exists. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The...
I know that in today's world that this entire subject is absurd, unimportant, and just plain stupid, but this a debate that must be faced!...
The ACME Custard and Blood Extractor...
Binghamton, NY - Binghamton University researchers have discovered a permanent cure for stupidity, which guarantees its users a thirty to fifty point IQ boost. Unfortunately, they have found little market for their new miracle drug, as most people p...
Air-head heiress, Paris Hilton, is enjoying the sights and sounds of poverty stricken, previously war-torn nation Rwanda. Miss Hilton was met by Rwandan Cultural Minister Badu Musambeya.
NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - A form of technology has allowed scientists to ascertain the level of human intelligence from visual photographic means. The result show, without a doubt, that many Americans are as thick as pig-shit.
New Yawn (United States of Amoneyca): Remember when you were a kid and your mom gave birth to a little sibling of your own? You probably didn't get a lotta attention coz of your sibling. "Mom, why is it that she gets ALL the attention?", is what you probably said to your mom. And maybe, just maybe, you even did a really bad(or stupid) act to grab her...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Move over Superman, Spiderman, Flash Gordon and Jolly Green Giant, there's a new sheriff in town. Not even Pop-Eye the Sailorman can take this hero said President Bush yesterday at a press conference.
Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!...
First I must say, I love my friends dearly. But some of them have a tendency to say INCREDIBLY STUPID THINGS!!!...
WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...
WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush was making one of his usual trips to schools last week. This time, the school was John Milner Elementary school in Piqua, Idaho. He spent most of his day with Mrs. Ueter's kindergarten class...
It is not easy finding something original to write for Tthe Spoof each day but it is darn therapeutic venting all these bottled emotions about the stupid things celebs do!...
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