Written by Jesus Budda

Friday, 28 September 2007

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"My head hurts from all this thinking"

Air-head heiress, Paris Hilton, is enjoying the sights and sounds of poverty stricken, previously war-torn nation Rwanda. Miss Hilton was met by Rwandan Cultural Minister Badu Musambeya.

A local reporter from the Kigali Daily News asked Paris what the hell she is doing in their country.

"I just love drag queens", smiled Paris, "and I wanted to come see the inspiration for my favorite movie".

The confused reporter looked bewildered but Paris continued. "Tootsie. Don't you just love Dustin Hoffman is that movie".

The reporter pointed out that she was getting the movie confused with the African Tutsi tribe.

"We have two dominant tribes in Rwanda", explained Culture Minister Musambeya, "the Hutu and Tutsi".

"Oh, I love that band", smiled Paris, "Bono is such an inspiration".

The assembled crowds were seen shaking their heads in disbelief.
Mister Musambeya explained, "that's HUTU, Miss Hilton, HU-TU".

Paris' next stop was to be at a genocide memorial to mark the atrocities of 1994.
Authorities instead wisely decided it would be safer to take her to a local McDonalds burger joint instead, where Paris enjoyed a Happy Meal and was seen playing with the free toy and babbling merrily to herself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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