Jerusalem - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): A 3,000 year-old scrap of potty engraved with King David's name may be the vital piece of empirical proof that the Old Testament monarch really did exist. And just like the fabled Rosetta Stone the an...
The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim. Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of the New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?" It would be nice to say, "As a matter of fact, I was." During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also ha...
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,' but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!,' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.
Major religion Christianity was dealt a heavy blow today when archaeologists uncovered the acknowledgements page of the Bible. Buried deep beneath the rubble left behind a recent Israeli assault on a Palestine stronghold the page was found by a yo...
A new edition of the Bible, which is said to contain references to modern life, rather than talk of coverting Oxen has been lost on a Laptop on the way to Rhyll. Macmillan, the publisher who are behind the new edition of the best selling book of a...
The International Bible and Scripture Society had done research indicating that the use of the family Bible (and Koran, Book of Mormon, and Torah) is changing in modern times. Society President Abraham Chavez offered the following: "It used to be...
The oldest Biblical manuscript now available online for the every day believer, agnostic and godless dolt continues to deliver surprises. Who knew that there were three Noah stories and that ancient weathermen failed to predict rain in two of the thr...
Finally one of the oldest biblical manuscripts has been posted online for all the world to see. The authoritative text has some surprises for the everyday Bible reader. First off, there was no apple in the Garden of Eden. The forbidden fruit is not i...
Christians all over the world are rejoicing in the launch of a new online Bible that can be edited to suit whatever they choose to believe in, at that point.
After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.
The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years
The parents of children brought up to believe in the Creationist ideology are seeking protective measures to prevent their kids from being picked on by 'nasty' Darwinist troublemakers. "Our children come home every day with cuts and bruises and te...
A twat flap thought to have once belonged to Eve, the first woman on the world, has been found in the Sinaii Desert. Teenager Callum D'Asbo almost tripped over the small green leaf and thought nothing of it until his Dad Terry spotted a small hai...
Though there is no proof of primogeniture, and all searches for a so-called Garden of Eden have turned up nothing, biblical archaeologists from the Church of JC of the Golden Shovel claim to have discovered a matching pair of fig leaves right in the...
Controversial Dutch documentary maker, Geert Wilders, is famous for his expose' of the Islamic holy book, the Quran and its frequent calls to violence and terrorism. In a surprising reversal Wilder has released a film that shows that the Bible, t...
Jimmy Carter, the champion of human rights, under whose auspices innumerable number of people throughout the 3rd world willingly sacrificed their lives to prove his righteousness, in his November 1976 interview with a glossy magazine said, "…I'm tempted and Christ set some almost impossible standards for us. The Bible says,' Thou shalt not commit adultery.' Christ said...
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