Major religion Christianity was dealt a heavy blow today when archaeologists uncovered the acknowledgements page of the Bible.
Buried deep beneath the rubble left behind a recent Israeli assault on a Palestine stronghold the page was found by a young boy looking for his dog.
When translated it read 'Thanks to Mohammed for his inspiration remember I'll take you to that mountain on Wednesday as I can't bring it to you.'
'Big thanks to my posse' the Disciples, you lot know who you are and a big up yours to Judas who said I would never finish writing this book.'
'To all my friends and family thanks for believing.'
'If you've enjoyed this book coming soon is the sequel, 'Armaggedon-This time it's personal.'
The Vatican has not made any comments at this time.
