London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.
London - (Reuters & Sad Ass Mess): Lord Justice Scott Baker has ordered the immediate bulldozing of royal gardens at Kensington Palace after hearing evidence that Diana's sons were murdered by Charles and replaced with impostors related to Tony B...
Paul Burrell continued to combine his two obsessions of headline grabbing and vulnerable women by having an affair with Kate Moss .
Peter Hain was forced to resign today from his post as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions when it was revealed that his campaign to be deputy prime minister had spent over $7 billion dollars that rightfully belonged to French Bank Societe Gener...
Hype Park - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): The Ministry of Defence has admitted that 69 laptops containing details of all the soldiers that Princess Diana had ever shagged have somehow ended up at the bottom of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Foun...
Paul Burrell, former fawner in chief to Princess Diana and publicity junkie has continued to cause chaos in the life of vulnerable young women. Burrell announced that he has split with Britney after only two day's of drug fuelled sex and has fall...
London - (Balls-up Mess): Jemima Goldsmith Khan, ex-wife of Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan, has waded into the Princess Diana controversy about which Mr Khan HRH was actually bonkers over.
London - (Refuse Mess): Royal rubbish collection officials have testified at Diana's inquest about the night the Princess had to hide in a Buck House wheelie bin after storming out of a state reception for Boris Yeltsin.
London - (ReUterus): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been subpoenaed to testify at Diana's inquest.
The Diana inquest was rocked today when Paul Burrell continued his revelations about the last few days of Diana's life.
Paul Burrell, professional self publicist and sometime butler to the stars, has made another stunning revelation to the Diana inquest.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Diana inquest heard today that just a few weeks before her death the Princess had a secret meeting with George W Bush in Manhattan, New York which may was videotaped by the CIA.
London - (Presposterous Mess): Princess Diana has been called as a witness at her own inquest after the coroner cracked and agreed to Mohammed Fayed procuring the services of a London College of Psychic Studies channeling psychic who will t...
In a desperate bid for publicity, Paul Burrell, former butler to Princess Diana, has shocked the world with the revelation that she was secretly planning to take up an executive position on the board of failed bank Northern Rock.
Buckingham Palace - (Bas Ass Mess): The Queen always knew that Diana's former butler Paul Burrell was a jumped-up nonentity dedicated to carving a stellar career for himself through blackmail and arselicking of stratospheric proportions according...
London - (Narcotic Ass Mess): The inquest into Princess Diana's death has heard that Hasnat Khan was her top UK heroin smuggling mule and that the romantic spin was a well-run smokescreen.
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Serial fraudster and self-confessed Diana fellater Paul Burrell is testifying at the Princess's inquest for an undisclosed fee according to Royal Courts of Justice sources.
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