Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...
Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...
Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The National Enquirer is reporting that during President Bush's Administration, $500 Billion was allocated to develop a hurricane making machine. This storm generating capability has been undergoing system testing fo...
High anticipation turns to bitterness as much-hyped Hurricane Gustav crawls ashore New Orleans an anemic category 3, leading many to write off this year's hurricane season. "All of us in the sporting world had high anticipation for Gustav," said R...
The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention. Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of N...
The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav. In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again...
The Republican Convention has been completely derailed by hurricane Obama, er, I mean, Gustav! If there was any doubt where divine favor lay after the miraculously flawless Democratic convention in Denver, that debate is now over. As Republican d...
TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans. "We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...
New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...
US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.
New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...
New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...
They say that abused people sometimes develop compassion for other people in pain. Other sufferers tend to pass on the pain. The City of New Orleans after its continual abandonment by their nation under Bush appears to be part of the latter group of...
Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - Odds makers at the Lost Wages Casino in Las Vegas are betting that New Orleans won't get it right when Hurricane Gustav, currently south of Haiti, approaches New Orleans as a category 4 or 5 hurricane in about six days. O...
Miami, Florida (IPP) - The National Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida has received reports about a mysterious set of radio signals which seem to have originated from hurricane Gustav near Haiti. The signals were first picked up by the crew of a P...
Washington-(Daily Blow)-America, beware! The Evil George Bush is at it again. He has teamed up with Mother Nature in an attempt to steal the nation's attention away from the upcoming 2008 presidential election-which he can't win-by whipping up a trop...
Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist aboard a NOAA P-31 Hurricane Hunter aircraft have acquired the first photgraphs of a hurricane's or tropical storm's power source. Scientists were able to take the incredible photographs of Fay's power source after...
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