The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention.
Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of NOLA caused by Bush administration's refusal to fix the levies and help Katrina victims rebuild saved the idea poor and policy vacant Republicans pose as community servants and humanitarians.
When the storm failed to fulfill their expectations, the McCain Campaign turned to Jerry Lewis and his bathetic ability to parade pain. One injured and deformed person limped, crawled or were wheeled to the podium in iron lungs and immunity bubbles to tell the drunken conventionaires about how they have suffered like Christ on the cross and still put Country First! All the while with recovering prescription drug addict Cindy McCain and the heavily sedated vacant smile of librarian Laura Bush looking on...
