Buckinghamshire, England - "Elton John is straight" that's the startling statement, Elton John's ex-boyfriend Benny Anthejets has made to Gaytime is Goodtime Gossip Magazine. Anthejets spilled the beans on his sordid affair with John back in the...
Elton John has become the latest in a long line of celebrities to suffer as the result of the credit crunch. Down to his last £70 million the star has been forced to attend Watford Job Centre Plus. The singer was asked what his plans were. "It's a...
Bald Headed singer Elton John, best known for his tantrums and hatred of blind people, has declared himself a God, and has built a temple, devoted to himself, in the Indian Town of Chandigarh - another is planned for Tooting. John, best known for...
The music world was stunned to hear that Pop superstar Elton John is changing his name BACK to Reg Dwight. Elton who was born Reg Dwight in 1893 changed his name after gaining fame with his hit Killer Queen. John who famously sang the Chicken Son...
Amidst the number of rock and roll guitarists in the world, between Bruce Springsteen and Chuck Berry, beyond Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin, there are 2 famous rock musicians, relying mostly on their pianos- Billy Joel and Sir Elton John. Billy...
The entertainment world is all talk about the alleged gay rumors surrounding British singer Elton John's sexuality. The fat pianist (that's 'pianist') has come under greater scrutiny this week following claims that he has possibly had secret homo...
In the latest embarrassing chapter in the saga of George Michael's dropped bollocks, the swarthy '80s popster reportedly forgot that he was supposed to be performing at his farewell concert at London's Earls Court on Sunday and had to be dragged from...
The city of Manchester is bracing itself for an influx of over 250,000 uniformed lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender police from 16 forces across the UK this weekend when George Michael shoots the video for his forthcoming single "Wake Me Up Befor...
To be honest when my friends ask me to join them on a wee outing to the Bridgewater hall to see John Barrowman in concert I thought 'Good God, I would rather slit my throat! Is watching a man in a sequin costume singing along to an Elton John song the best use of my precious time? I could have written at least 10 good quality Daniel Radcliffe stories in that time!"...
Elton John calls America sexist.. sorry Elton you are sexist. America hates that liar Hillary Clinton for who she is, not her sex.
Elton John has divorced his glasses today, every single one of them. According to Elton, all they have brought him is pain, especially the pink starry ones.
New York - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone with Barack Obama's hiring of Monty Python actor John Cleese as his Democratic nomination strategy scriptwriter Hillary Clinton has named Elton John as her official campaign minstrel.
Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...
The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter. Wendy Craig, who took the lead role in the 1970s sitcoms And Mother Makes 3,...
Royal Asskisser Sir Elton John has won the coveted "Bullshit Bard of Britain" award with his latest effort, "Song for Maddie". The piano solo is dedicated to toddler Maddi...
Elton John admitted ownership of a photograph of two naked girls that is considered pornographic by British authorities. "It's art!" said the musician when asked about the picture. "It is from the collection by award winning photographer Nan Goldi...
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