A school board has come under attack by the religious organization, Christians Against Sex, CAS, for its approach to dealing with the high rate of pregnancies in the district. In their board meeting of February 15th 2010 it was noted that 20 stu...
There are approximately 38,000 denominations of Christianity in existence today, making it the most widely practiced religion in the world with over 2.1 billion adherents. And although each sect agrees on the fundamental assumption that Jesus Christ...
Hollywood - WARNING! SPOILER! While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap. As some fans of seventies c...
Carrie Prejean held a press conference today to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian book stores all across the country. "There is nothng in the bible about breast implants and there is nothing in the bible about persona...
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith. At a summit held by the Church...
MADISON, Wisconsin - A local couple unversed in the various denominations of Protestant Christianity made a terrible mistake when they decided to try "going to church" and went to a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses instead. Mary and Donald Rat...
Baltimore, Md - A major water main break in Baltimore causing the release of tens of thousands of gallons of water has sparked a fury of baptisms at the sight of the break. Holy Brood Baptist Church pastor, Leroy Dwayne Johnson, has stated that hu...
Colorado Springs, CO - Heterosexual babies - cute, cuddly, maybe even precious. These were the descriptors most chosen by a group of five hundred respondents to a poll conducted by the Christian organization Focus on the Family. Survey particip...
Global Christians are proclaiming GOD (who?) is reponsible for the latest natural disaster to hit Taiwan in the form of a devastating typhoon and avalanches of mud! Not human ignorance, stupidity, greed and profit, no it's just a GODLY interventio...
A controversial Saudi-funded academy that teaches strict adherence to traditional Islamic law has been given the green light to expand its Virginia campus, based on Constitutional protections concerning religion - a decision by local officials that i...
43 year old hospital blood collector Helen 'lust bucket' Digby was today thinking of resigning from her job after being told by hospital bosses that she could not wear a crucifix round her neck due to 'fear of infection.' Mrs Digby told this repo...
A Christian priest and a Jewish rabbi we caught having sex inside a church. Both claimed that they had taken a vow of celibacy however Satan led them astray. They were actually having a debate on religion when both had a strong sexual urges findi...
The billions of people whose lives get disrupted, sometimes maimed and even terminated by acts of god like hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, fallen trees, meteors, airplanes and flocks of geese will be relieved to learn that God has announced that acts...
New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...
Atlanta, GA- American comedian Jeff Foxworthy of 'You might be a redneck' fame is a very busy man. In addition to hosting top rated prime time game show, 'Are you Smarter that a 5th Grader?'; creating and headlining the wildly successful Blue Collar...
Today, in Rome, President George W Bush was thrown to the lions by a group of devout Christians. 'It had to happen', the Right Reverend Ludicrus Pompey said, 'Bush had turned our religion into a laughing stock, and not even a very highly-priced s...
Washington, D.C. - Overly concerned that no one in Washington, D.C. will be attending the anti-inauguration ball his was planning to throw for Barack Obama, just because of his recent confession on national TV of using torture to solicit information...
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