Global Christians are proclaiming GOD (who?) is reponsible for the latest natural disaster to hit Taiwan in the form of a devastating typhoon and avalanches of mud!
Not human ignorance, stupidity, greed and profit, no it's just a GODLY intervention wreaking revenge on the sad human race, Christians proclaim!
Refuting these claims Allah told his Islamic followers this has nothing to do with the real God, himself naturally!
Buddhists, Sikhs, Hindus, Jews, etc, followed suit and refuse to accept any responsibility. They blame that other evil, pretender GOD who heathen Christians worship, after all it's Christians who proclaim such bullshit!
The Spoof not willing to get involved in such religious crap has distanced itself from any earthly religious fraternities and innocently wished the victims in Taiwan a speedy recovery and GOD bless!
Ooops! That was a huge mistake, the real GOD thought this exceptional behaviour deserved attention and promptly invited a rep. of the Spoof to attend an exclusive interview with GOD himself and his sidekick, a huge, satanic, demon-red-eyed white albino rat (who?) to explain about natural disasters, pathetic human behaviour and his opinions about mankind generally!
The Spoof in their hesistance to post this blockbusting interview within the news dept's has published it over in the MAGAZINE dept. Worth a read, a laugh and maybe a kick up the butt!!
Meanwhile the world awaits the next inevitable catastrophe whilst wanking Christians pray to their interventionist GOD for redemption and the rest of the earthly religious representives laugh their f*****g dogmatic balls off: Amen!
