After a cup game against Halifax Town, where the scores were even after 90 minutes and in the 65th minute of injury time, Manchester United were granted special permission to bring on their 12th substitute and Sir Bobby Charlton hit the winner. Si...
Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been invited to the World Chewing Gum Championships in Guam. Mr I Chew has invited Ferguson to compete in the speed chewing category after watching him chew gum faster than he has ever seen anybody chew...
Manchester United manager and bloke with a hilariously red nose (I wonder if he drinks too much...?) Alex Ferguson, yesterday categorically denied ALL the evil rumours being spread on online websites. Ferguson has given team many years of 'Man U G...
Hilton, Park Lane, LONDON: On Tuesday, 17th November 2009, the LMA Hall of Fame 1,000 Club Dinner celebrated the success and longevity in the volatile world of professional football, those football managers who have managed 1,000 or more domestic le...
Manchester United manager and gloom monkey Sir Alex 'Scotty' Ferguson has today been arrested, after an altercation in a nightclub in Kent. Sir Alex was downing gin in Rhubarb's Lounge in Sevenoaks when he spotted referee Alan Wiley across the room.
Sir Alex Ferguson's famously coined catch-phrase may have come back to haunt him ahead of his teams much anticipated match at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Often intended to denote a nervous time or period of the season for one or more football te...
David has spent many years impersonating a footballer and Victoria has spent many years as a nagging wife, a celery stick and professional shop-o-holic. However, due to David Beckham's dilapidating career, and Victoria Beckham's fame obscurity, t...
As Germany descended into anarchy after World War One, with a Communist revolution and an Allied blockade, and the worst 'flu epidemic in modern history, the half-starving people there became desperate for a leader to bring their country back to some sort of stability. And that leader duly arrived, one Adolfex Fergler. Fergler was born in the Austrian town of Govanburg but moved to Germany, whe...
After weeks of controversy, doctors at the Heimlich Institute in Basle, Switzerland, have confirmed that Manchester United is 'inter-gender'. It was suggested some weeks ago by observers that the football team, despite playing in the men's profess...
In a world exclusive, The Spoof today got an inside view, courtesy of Sir Alex Ferguson, into Manchester United's somewhat baffling summer transfer policy of selling top players and buying 'fodder'. After chewing frantically through a years supply of...
After one of the most average Manchester United teams in history managed to win the English Premier League this season, a team hammered only a few weeks ago at home by Liverpool, their manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, was confident of victory in the UEFA...
"It was the hay fever that beat us here tonight," Sir Alex Ferguson moaned at the Estadio Olimpico in Rome as Manchester United were given a footballing masterclass by Catalan Giants FC Barcelona, who ran out easy winners by a 2-0 margin. Although...
Paramedics, doctors and other medical experts were rushed into the football stadium in Rome straight after the final whistle to attend to what they thought was an extremely ill Sir Alex Ferguson following Manchester United's defeat at the feet of Bar...
A film about Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson opened in cinemas today, and this reporter managed to get someone to quickly open the fire door at his nearest OdeYawn branch, so he could sneak in and see it for nothing. Like most recent B...
As the world waits to see if Premier League newboys Hull City can survive their first-ever season in the top flight on Sunday, their manager, Phil Brown, made a statement today saying that his team may not beat Manchester United, but they will give 1...
Carrington, Manchester: Ronaldo OUT! Rooney OUT! Vidic OUT! - Stevens IN! Harvey IN! Martin IN! Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson faced the wrath of 3 north east football teams today after he announced his team to face relegation threate...
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