Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Thursday, 24 December 2009

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Manchester United manager and bloke with a hilariously red nose (I wonder if he drinks too much...?) Alex Ferguson, yesterday categorically denied ALL the evil rumours being spread on online websites.

Ferguson has given team many years of 'Man U Glory', but it would appear that his 'Morning Glory' is something of problem.

A ex-Man Utd insider told us this morning,

"It's true", explained an recently fired Man U employee angrily.

"When he wakes up in the morning and goes for a pee, he always pisses on his own face. He even once damaged a priceless piece of art in his bathroom because of his morning erection wee wee problems "

The employee who has asked his to maintain his anonymity was fired for drinking on the job and abusing fellow employees. He even once threw a boot at a colleague head which he said inspired Ferguson to do the same.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alex Ferguson

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