MELBOURNE: Soul-mates are hard to find; even harder to keep. Especially if you're into the creepy-crawly-scaly. And if you're not the full quid - well mate that's fair dinkum. But Crocodile Mick Dundee was all smiles today as he told reporters...
Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...
Crazy John McCain was mightily salivating at the thought of a nude Sarah Palin. He told reporters gathered in his hometown: "She may say she's a Mama Grizzly but I picked her as my running mate because I thought she was a foxy vixen and I dreamed...
Good old Katie has completely morphed into the paragon of a doormat wife as decreed by Chapter and Verse of the Crazy-cult Marriage Manual. Having failed with previous wives - the smart one and the confused one, little Mr. Mapother is now grinning...
The completely re-arranged Heidi Montag has been hysterically tweeting for a new plastic surgeon following the death of her celeb-surgeon Frank Ryan. Heidi tweeted friends that "He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel."...
Gordon Gekko the symbol of corporate greed is back when the sequel to "Wall Street" hits theaters next month. But the man who so realistically portrayed the human personification of greed is facing another challenge. 65-year old Michael Douglas...
Amid the furore caused by President Obama's backing of a proposal to build a Muslim community centre and a mosque near Ground Zero some mosque committee members attempted to ratchet down tensions by extending an olive branch to angry New Yorkers:...
"Hags for John" - a staunchly Republican group of toothless old geriatric virgins posed for a nude calendar to raise funds for their guy "Crazy" John McCain - the man who almost became Prez. Miss January - Droopy-Tits Tessa flashed her gums as she...
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, has been grooming his third son Kim Jong-un to succeed him as head of the communist regime. Little is known about Kim Jong-un other than he "ran for a parliamentary seat" in elections last March. There are no rec...
What hubris! What bloody cheeky buggers! A drowning, deluded and hypocritical Pakistan is still prevaricating as its idiot govt "mulls over accepting Indian aid due to peculiar sensitivities" [Translation: "we've conned our people by telling them...
On her deathbed: 108-yr old Zsa Zsa has decided to take advantage of her time in hospital by renewing her marriage 'wows' with 'Vats-his-name'. With a priest by her side administering extreme unction, a boa-clad Zsa Zsa figured it would be a wast...
Sarah Palin really loves America. In fact as far as she is concerned nobody loves America more than Sarah. To prove her love for America Sarah is ready to pose nude. Speaking to fellow Tea Baggers in Alaska Sarah screeched: "I'm tellin' ya...
For a nation that has always bragged about its sovereignty; claimed it wants 'peaceful relations with its neighbors; accused India of not being 'big enough to be more charitable' towards it and pontificating at large about its peaceful credentials ,...
Anyone who thinks all Mumbai slumdogs live in shit-infested hovels will be in for a big surprise. While on the outside the slums maintain their decrepit, stinky, smelly, fetid appearance - the inside tells a whole different story. Mumbai boasts s...
Round and round and round he went. A total of 100 times in a day. By the time the ride shut down - 98 year old Abe Rounder had set a world record: A lifteime total of 5000 rides on thee roller coaster. As ride officials helped the haggard &...
OK all you bankrupt Brits get ready for the Pope Ratfinker Road show - A modern day Nero with his Circus-Maximus troupe. Replete with all the ceremonial hogwash, glittering frippery and regalia and an entourage of blood-sucking, hangers-on. Your...
Thousands of Elvis fans from all over the world have thronged in Memphis to attend the annual candlelight vigil and procession. This year marks the 33rd anniversary of the American singing icon's death. Elvis Aaron was 42 years old when he died a...
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