Round and round and round he went. A total of 100 times in a day. By the time the ride shut down - 98 year old Abe Rounder had set a world record: A lifteime total of 5000 rides on thee roller coaster.
As ride officials helped the haggard & terrified man off the hard wooden seat of the 60 year old roller-coaster - vulture paparazzi rushed to interview the confused old chap:
"Mr. Rounder, Mr.Rounder what do you have to say for yourself"
Staring into the flash of cameras all a shaken-up Ole Abe could barely muster was:
"Eh? Who are you? Where am I? My daughter tole me to set maself down here, take a load off ma feet. Next thing I wuz goin' roun' n roun' n roun' n roun' n roun". After pausing to gasp for air he collapsed.
It now turns out that Mr Rounder had actually been abandoned & dumped at the fair by his daughter and her family. Delores Rounder-Barrel went on the Nancy-Pansy show and claimed:
"We aint got no healthcare plan and Ah cain't afford to pay for ma Daddy's pills no more".
Abe Rounder has now become a poster-boy for the Obama Admin as it tries to gain more support for its Obamacare plan prior to mid-term elections.
He has also received many proposals of marriage from equally confused nonagenarian women.
