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Funny story: P & O Ferries to sue Chris De Burgh

P & O Ferries to sue Chris De Burgh

P & O Ferries are to sue Chris De Burgh having determined that a recent downturn in their business has been as a direct result of the resurgence in airplay of his 1982 hit "Don't pay the ferryman".

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Funny story: New Big Boat Launched

New Big Boat Launched

The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...

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Funny story: Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage

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Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Hell is a nice place to visit during the winter months. Our travel reporter was there last year during February and saved his report for the end of summer. This is the best time to start making winter vacation travel arrangements.

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Funny story: Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

VATICAN CITY, Rome - The Vatican has issued a translation from the Latin, to the Italian, to the English, of the document from the Pontifical Council for Migrants and Travelers, titled "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Ro...

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Funny story: Small World After All

Small World After All

I waited in silence for several minutes while the Travel Agent performed what seemed to be an exhaustive search on his computer terminal. I looked at him and watched as the pale green light that reflected off of his contact lenses turned to yellow, and finally started flashing red.

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Funny story: France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

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Funny story: Shaun Davy

Shaun Davy

Shaun Davy is a hitch-hiker, from the Ireland area and decided to travel to Wales in the united kingdom.

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Funny story: Air Travel Banned Shock

Air Travel Banned Shock

In a new move intended to save the planet, member states of The United Nations have met and decided to ban all air travel henceforth.

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Funny story: French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...

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Funny story: Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Reporters yesterday say that nannies are continuing to be hired by airlines during the Christmas season to look after children flying alone and left behind in airports while busy parents are flagging down cabs and carrying Christmas gifts to loved on...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.

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Funny story: New "Pon-Fob" Solves Travel Dilemma

New "Pon-Fob" Solves Travel Dilemma

(Los Angeles, CA -) Some people flee crisis and beg for governments to take even more control over their daily lives. Others think crisis means opportunity.

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Funny story: Qantas refutes suggestions of industry monopoly

Qantas refutes suggestions of industry monopoly

Sydney - In a press conference today, Qantas CEO Geoff Dixon denied allegations that the airline is monopolising the Australian travel industry. He told reporters that Qantas have been developing initiatives to work more closely with travel agents an...

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Funny story: Swiss Scientists Exceed the Speed of Light

Swiss Scientists Exceed the Speed of Light

Bern -- Swiss scientists today? announced they had briefly succeeded in making light travel faster than the theoretical limit postulated by Albert Einstein. Light zips along in a vacuum at 186,000 miles per second. It reportedly travels even faster...

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