A rapper who is better known for his extremely large vocabulary of swear words than any musical talent has warned potential purchasers that his new album contains extreme homophobic lyrics, nasty and lewd remarks, references to women as 'b*tches' and...
Doctors were left shaking their heads in disbelief after a man, described as a 'daft bastard' was admitted to Burnley General Hospital following a failed suicide attempt. The man, Mr Paul Wankbreak had attempted to hang himself with a bungee rope,...
For years it was considered to be nothing more than a vile insult but scientists have now discovered that c*nts are indeed stupid. "Compared to the common or garden penis", said Professor Swertzer of Kracow University Poland, "cunts are indeed ver...
A hapless teenage burglar found hanging upside down by his bootlaces from a window of the house he had broken into has been jailed for life in an attempt to protect him, and the public at large, from his own stupidity. Sammy 'Asbo' Snitgruber, 16...
Violent disturbances today followed a rally by single mothers on state benefits in central London following a government pledge to crack down on fat-arsed slappers milking the treasury dry. Police confronted several hundred single mothers in Trafa...
Julie Moult, a 'journalist' from right-wing rag The Daily Mail has been exposed as a grade 'A' idiot, according to the Internet today. Following up on her award winning stories such as 'Nazi racoons on warpath' she wrote a poorly researched piece...
Sacramento CA - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that a new Masters Degree program will be initiated at a Californian university beginning with the fall semester. The new program is to reside in the Political Science Department, but also...
21 year old man child from the land of the ganja, Insane Dolt has been tearing up the Olympic track in the sprint events in Beijing. Dolt can slaughter the world's fastest humans and still jog the last 1/4 of the race. He showboats while leering in m...
Washington DC, January 15, 2009: At their first regular session, following the general election of 2008, the 112th Congress tries to fix stupid, by drafting the 28th amendment to the US Constitution. The Stupidity Prohibition Act is designed to rid t...
A clinically depressed Australian living in America has agreed to a bid of £5 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a weekend-long drinking binge with friends.
Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.
I was watching an episode of COPS last week. The cop pulled this guy over for having a headlight out. The cop asks the man, "do you mind if we search your vehicle?"...
Edward Ainscough, 48 of Loughborough has been named officially as Britain's 'Stupidest Individual' after a succession of disasters, mishaps and prize 'cock ups'.
Iliterrate teachers at the Untied States Teacher's Convection yesterday determined somehow that kids are stupider than they are.
Washington D.C., capitol city of The United States of America, has filed paperwork to receive a restraining order against George W. Bush. The order seeks to keep the President from leaving the city in January of 2009, after the inauguration of his r...
According to a new study, the average idiot can keep only one or two things in their working memory or conscious mind at a time.
Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards
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