Thursday, 21 August 2008

image for University to Offer a MORON's Degree

Sacramento CA - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that a new Masters Degree program will be initiated at a Californian university beginning with the fall semester.

The new program is to reside in the Political Science Department, but also draws on the university's other departments for courses. The Psychology Department took exception to this placement, believing the program would be better suited to being a part of Abnormal Behavioral Studies.

The Master of Radical Opinionated Nonsense (MORON) is a 36 credit hour program (12 classes), either self study on line or taught by a distinguished staff of visiting professors. Former President, Bill Clinton, former VP Al Gore, Senator John Kerry, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, Al Franken, Carl Marx (in spirit) and President George W Bush are some of the invited personalities. A synopsis of the available MORON curricula is given below.

POLISCI 602---Liberal Left Wing Politics
POLISCI 604---Love, Anti-War Movements and Marijuana
POLISCI 606---Why Only Liberal Thinking Matters
POLISCI 607---Buying a Prius (Pre, PSYCH 310) Elective
POLISCI 666---Understanding Conservative Thinking (Cancelled)
PSYCH 310-----Creating an Elitist Snobbish Persona
PSYCH 311-----Loving Animals and Hating the ROTC
PSYCH 312-----Why it's America's Fault
SOC 433-------- Social Causes and the Mechanism of Protest
JOUR 553-------Liberals and the Media
ECON 826-------Taxing and Spending
ECOL 919-------Wacko Environmental Thinking
MATH 927-------Creating Phony Statistics
SCI 901----------Junk Science for Liberals
COMPSCI 929--Creating a Blog Site (Pre, MATH 927, SCI 901)
LAW 777--------Activism and Passing Feel Good Legislation

Any alumni of this UC program attending a Liberal fund raising soiree in Hollywood, sipping a glass of Chablis and eating Pate de Foi Gras (OOPS) can truly say to their host "I am a MORON!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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