Criminals are stupid people

Funny story written by NickFun

Thursday, 5 June 2008

I was watching an episode of COPS last week. The cop pulled this guy over for having a headlight out. The cop asks the man, "do you mind if we search your vehicle?"

The man says, "Sure. That's fine".

The cop finds drugs and a gun in the man's car! When are people going to wake up and realize that if a cop asks you if he can search your vehicle you can say "NO!!!"

We are Americans. We have rights. Granted, the cop could have gotten a search warrant but at 2AM on a week night it's going to be hard to find a judge that will issue one!

If I was that criminal I would have said "no". Then I would have gotten my ticket for the headlight and been on my merry way home with my drugs and my gun! Not off to prison for 20 years!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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