Internet Creating Usless Stupid Kids Tomorrow's Leaders

Written by David Hawkins

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Sweating Like A Teacher Trying To Grade A Book Report

Iliterrate teachers at the Untied States Teacher's Convection yesterday determined somehow that kids are stupider than they are.

Kathleesha Jenkins, President and Coflounder, speaking to the group said, "Kids nowadays are stupid because we are stupid but we are stupider than we think because the kids are getting stupider than that. If we don't blame somebody else we're gonna be out of work and we can't do anything else but teach the leaders of tommorow how to be stupid."

The long winded stupid teacher then went on to blame the Internet for all the stupid kids and warn teachers that these stupid kids will be competition.

"It's the Internet's fault that the kids are idiots. We must decide right now whether it's okay to keep letting the kids use Vikipedia and for book reports instead of encycopedias and real books."

These are the experts in education and if they say the Internet is the cause of all the dropouts and ignorant leaders of tomorrow then we must concur even if there's no evidence of it to back up their conclutions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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