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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

SHERMAN OAKS - It appears that Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen has now ended up Goddessless as his last goddess Natalie Kenly has walked out of his intergalactic life. Sheen who was making $1.8 million per week on the then top rated sit-com Two an...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual. Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Tw...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

VENICE BEACH - Well Mr. and Mrs. America, the poor, little, mistreated rich girl has done it again. She has pulled the wool over the eyes of some folks who are either smitten with her celebrity status or who have just gotten so damn tired of havin...

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Funny story: Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Chelski owner Roman Abramovich is demanding his new manager only signs philanderers. Chelsea came second this season after coming first last campaign. Monogamous 'family man' Butch Wilkins was initially blamed for this failure. But now th...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Arrested For Trying To Cashew Checken In Chinese Restaurant

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Trying To Cashew Checken In Chinese Restaurant

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: At approximately 2:00 AM early Tuesday morning, LAPD Hollywood Division received a 911 call from the manager of Little China Restaurant on Cahuenga Boulevard. Mr. Wong told the call router that an inebriated Mr. Charlie Sheen was...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is rather boring. The paper in a scathing article slammed many of Fry's 'tweets' as be...

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Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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Funny story: Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Brit actor Hugh Grant has been asked to replace troubled actor Charlie Sheen in the next series of hit US TV comedy Two And A Half Men. But sources report that talks with the Bridget Jones's Diary star have stalled this week due to "creative diffe...

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Funny story: Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - Chuck Lorre says that he did not invest an untold amount of time, money, and effort getting his hit show Two and A Half Men to the number one position on the television rankings to simply let the likes of Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen r...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Charlie Sheen's pet pooch, Goddess, has reached the end of her leash and gone off the deep end. The mutt of unknown pedigree, age 7, has been by Charlie's side night and day, through good times and very very bad. Sharing a home with She...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen, the man of half a dozen nicknames including "Space Cadet" has revealed that he wants Kate Middleton's sister Pippa to replace Rachel "Bree" Oberlin who dumped him earlier this week in the capacity of his co-goddess. S...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood starlet-spoiled brat Lindsay Lohan told her attorney Shawtessa "Jolly" Holley that she does not appreciate the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has sentenced her to 120 days in Prison.

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Funny story: Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

FORT LAUDERDALE - Charlie Sheen's Traveling Dysfunctional Carnival Sideshow and Ego Booster Tour aka My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour rode into Fort Lauderdale, Florida minus one of "Carlito" Sheen's two goddesse...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Why 'Surprisingly' She Reached Out To Charlie Sheen

Miley Cyrus Reveals Why 'Surprisingly' She Reached Out To Charlie Sheen

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - Miley Cyrus was having lunch with her father the former country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos. She and her dad were discussing her future and in what direction she exactly wants it to...

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Funny story: Tinsel Town Shocker: Justin Bieber May Agree To Join The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men'

Tinsel Town Shocker: Justin Bieber May Agree To Join The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD - In what many entertainment media experts are calling a fantastic move by both CBS and the creator, producer, and writer of Two and A Half Men Chuck Lorre, teen singing sensation Justin Bieber may be joining the cast of the number one tele...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...

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