London - (Biblical Proportions): A new Downing Street memoir written by Alistair Campbell explains how tough war decisions were made by ex-PM Tony Blair. The former communications director says Blair trawled for passages in the New Testament descr...
WikiPours have issued another leaked cable. This time it is from America's CIA to Britain's MI5. Top Secret. 'Organise the return of Tony Blair to Premiership 2011. What is needed for this?' 'First he has to become an M.P. again. This can be through a bye election if a Labour M.P. from a safe seat dies.' 'We are not waiting' 'Right. Understood. Then Tony has to be elected as leader of...
Religious leaders were praying extra hard to be forgiven for being in the same company as Tony Blair. It was Blair who defended a proposal that 'religion is a force for good in the world'. He lost the vote 2 to 1 against atheist Christopher Hitchens.
Those revealing WikiLeaks are about to be released once again and this time there is eight times the secret information as the first time. For instance, an insider who has seen some of them ahead of time, says they show that Tony Blair has a huge...
London - (Tenner Lady/Ass Mess): Assembled dignitaries held their noses as the wind suddenly changed direction, a gag-inducing waft of nausea oozing from the ex-Prime Monster. First to turn a queasy shade of green was the Chief of Defence Staff, h...
Gordon Brown, the lumbering battle scared heavy weight, with a snarling temper and vicious left hook was matched aganst the younger, quick footed, Tony Blair in their third re-match. Rumours of several unofficial fights without gloves persist, howeve...
Tony Blair's sister in law Lauren has given the Blairs a shock. Cherie's sister has converted to Islam after having a 'holy experience' in Iran. Tony, having converted to the Catholic faith respects Lauren's views and is thinking of going to Iran...
New York - (Poodle Brothers Mess): The ex-Prime Monster said today he had 'outspent, outmanoeuvred and out-strategised' all his opponents "so Yah Boo Sux!" Speaking at the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones annual dinner Blair praised t...
NEW YORK CITY - Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman's "The Late Show," where he admits for the first time his sex-ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major. "It's true - I'm bi and flying high!"...
Shimon Peres, the President of Israel, whilst calling Britain an anti-Semitic state had made Tony Blair an honorary Israeli for his work killing civilians in Iraq. It is a rare honour and as part of the ceremony he exchanged his foreskin for a sil...
In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison. A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war crimin...
Tony Blair has reacted angrily to persistent questioning about the legitimacy of the war in Iraq by insisting the issue is, and always was, his "own private matter". Currently engaging on a promotional tour for his book, "A Journey", Blair admitte...
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has said publicly for the first time that He "wouldn't mind" becoming the next Pope. Blair, mad, was speaking to the BBC's Political correspondent Nick Robinson, and said that He believes He is the man to...
London - (P2 Lodge News): Last week he was bathed in magnificent reflected Vatican glory, sitting in the front row at a televised Papal Mass, an official Pontifical address in Westmonster Hall and countless other Papa Ratzi public beanfeasts. This...
Blair's previous autobiography has been dubbed a failure by critics. Common knowledge really. However, true to form, the ex- Prime Minister has vowed to write another book. The fictional book, named "Adventures of an Innocent Chap who can't say No...
LONDON - "We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot." Queen Elizabeth says to Tony Blair when she meets him on his first day in office, according to "A Journey: My Political Life", Mr. Blair's new memoir. "There were three guys ar...
Former United Kingdom PM Tony Blair has revealed that former Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, was completely obsessed with usurping Blair's leadership and taking on the role he so jealously coveted: Prime Minister. Blair claimed that at...
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