The CEO and co-founder of the multinational toilet company Wiki-Leaks Loos has been found dead, washed up on the banks of the River Thames. Damien Brown's demise was not thoroughly unexpected because he did tell close friends and colleagues that...
A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...
I was just about to pull the chain in our bathroom when I noticed a package lodged behind my bath. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that it was a painting signed by Picasso. Being unaware that cars could sign paintings I took the picture to a...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched a SuBo musical toilet seat. "Well, we're not in this for the money of course, but we thought we'd start selling something that no fanatic would ever have thought of, and most like...
Long thought to be an exclusive Kohler flush toilet feature, the single action "Quiet Whisper" ballcock on all Kohler Designer Series toilets, may indeed be based on original designs from the British inventor of the flush commode, Thomas Crapper.
After many complaints from fans, the Board of Directors of the Stadium have agreed on designating certain strategically located Rest Rooms for those who "have to go really bad." Stadium Security have gone through extensive training and will be on...
Shopping Centre Toilets can be a hassle at the best of times, but when it's a Friday morning and all the shoppers are out and about in their droves you sometimes need to get a little adventurous. Well, that's what gay man Larry Sabu, 20, did when...
So great are the number of Gay MPs now in the House of Commons that the Speaker has ordered a new set of public toilets especially for the gay members. Partitions have been removed between urinals and in their place large magnifying mirrors have b...
According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse itself has moved further away, either way, there are increasing...
Trouble was brewing in a leafy London suburb this morning when the usual domestic bliss behind a generic domiciles facade was shattered by the negligence of an unthinking oaf. Local resident, Ms Georgia Wolf, awoke as she usually does on a weekday...
The Government, keen to see cuts in public services, is suggesting Libraries - which have lost 10% of their visitors in the last year - should be sighted in pubs or supermarkets. They could be run by volunteers who want to give a helping hand. A c...
The Pentagon today announced that in keeping with the President's unofficial request to keep spending to a minimum, it would henceforth be purchasing many items used from the popular auction site, eBay at considerably less than they would cost if bou...
Gay couples in California are cheering their opportunity to once again tie the knot. They say that they are happy for the ability to be married and live as husband and husband (or wife and wife). Their happiness, however, has been tempered by one r...
Saddam Hussein the former Dictator of Iraq who died and went to hell, is revealed to have not really been a Muslim as he pretended to be, but he in fact prayed to toilets. Saddam Hussein believed that praying to toilets would help him become a gre...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...
President Obama promised gays that he would repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" proviso that allows the branches of the military to dismiss anyone openly gay. And now, with the Pentagon reviewing this law at the behest of the President, the Navy is f...
An episode of good-natured family fun turned into a bloody scene of murder and mayhem when a father shot and killed his wife and two daughters on the 500 block of Roberta Drive in The Bronx. According to police, Ohioan Horatio Ashtabula and his wife...
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