An unnamed Premier League star has had his identity hidden by a super injunction amidst claims that he did not have sex with the prostitute in the Wayne Rooney case. The star, said to be a 'top name' with one of the UK's leading clubs-thus ruling...
The wire services are reporting today that, since last weekend's debate in SC, the GOP has been running ads for potential 2012 presidential candidates on Craigslidy. According to sources inside the RNC speaking on condition of anonymity, there have b...
The two owners of a Birmingham brothel were in Birmingham today, delivering a petition to the city's governing body appealing to stop a middle-class family from purchasing the house next door. Sergei & Rita Derge, who have ran the brothel clos...
In a brief but revealing meeting with call-girl Helen Wood, whose three-in-a-bed romps with Wayne Rooney hit the headlines two years ago and now finds herself in the middle of three high profile High Court gagging orders, has she perhaps let slip the identities of the two actors and a football legend? Kiss and Sell We meet outside in the sun-soaked backstreets of a sedate part of Manchester.
It was bound to happen sooner rather than later. Las Vegas Assistant District Attorney, Yvette Oranco, announced today that her office of Dummy DA's infiltrated a prostitution ring made up of voluptuous run-away silicon dolls. With the Vice-Squ...
Going into this afternoon's earnings report, analysts had been expecting to see crack whores report earnings of 50 cents per share. Excluding one time items, crack whores stated their quarterly earnings were 54 cents. During the same period last y...
Hugh Hefner recovering from a hernia operation in a private clinic in LA has announced the forthcoming publication of "Stop It!" a book, written by the publishing guru himself and based largely on his own life. So, writes Lance Godbolt of The Vagina Observer. "It is more than a biography," explained Hefner. "It is largely, and very largely at that, a scientific investigation into human sexual...
A Knoxville, Tennessee is telling police there that he was raped last night by a prostitute on Kingston Pike. "I never hardly ever get into town as we live on the edge of the Smoky Mountains...you heared of them I'm plum shore? Well, there I was j...
Melissa Petro is now gone from being an ex-prostitute to an ex-teacher. After parents found Melissa Petro's past online posts, they requested the school to investigate to see exactly what the ex-hooker was teaching their children, according to sup...
Reported cryptically by William Hempstead from Kingston Upon Thames, U.K., accountant and winner of the 2008 Twit of the Year Awards, a bush in the hand has indeed been found to be worth at least two birds. Traveling with other improperly dressed...
West London - (Reuterus): Topless pics of the corpulent ugly-mug were found on a Royal Botanical Gardens laptop at the weekend. They showed 35 year-old Helen Marsters frolicking naked while running Kew Gardens visitor centre. Today the pug-fac...
From the department of "How the F**K does this happen" it appears that the same prostitute who convinced Lawrence Taylor that she was 19 has now, according to Reuters, tricked Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi that she was 18. The girl was only 16 years old when Mr. Taylor dipped his wick and 17 when Minister Berlusconi stuffed her cannoli. According to WikiSquirt sources in our Rome...
In her latest visit to Seoul, South Korea, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has negotiated for official, Senate & House approved "Comfort Girls" for Washington, DC so that congressmen and male senators can keep their minds on running the countr...
Sheila Vogel (82), grandmother of some contestant named Katie Waissel, who appeared on the X factor, is complaining that her grandaughter's appearance and subsequent publicity has ruined her business. Sheila has, allegedly, appeared in numerous gi...
FIFA has been sent into meltdown tonight as it has been revealed that their president, Sepp Blatter, is in fact a high class female prostitute. The shock revelation was discovered in the fall out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding announcement i...
Fire investigators in Pahrump, Nevada, are continuing their investigation into the fire at former Hollywood Madam's Heidi Fleiss's "house", parrot aviary, and center for her internet site which offers suggestions on small business 'start up' strat...
Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...
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