Sheila Vogel, octoganarian hooker grandma of Katie Waissel - seeking PR expert

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 7 January 2011

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Sheila Vogel (82), grandmother of some contestant named Katie Waissel, who appeared on the X factor, is complaining that her grandaughter's appearance and subsequent publicity has ruined her business.

Sheila has, allegedly, appeared in numerous girly magazines and usually has little old men queueing up at her door in the dozens. Since her grandaughter appeared on X Factor, Sheila says that the men are now afraid to be seen entering her 'abode' because she has been 'outed' and many of the men told family members and friends that Sheila was their 'therapist'.

That was not far from the truth but, Sheila is now finding it hard to scrape enough money together to buy her favourite animal print clothing.

Sheila is advertising for a PR expert in an effort to get her 'career' back on track. She has received a number of applications for the position and will be conducting interviews shortly.

In the meantime, Sheila has started her own website "Glammy Grans" and is hoping to encourage other flexible nymphomaniacs between 70 and 100 to join her soon-to-be Agency.

When asked if she will be accepting 'men' into the Agency she said,

"Yes, but I'll be conducting one-on-one intimate interviews to ascertain whether or not they are 'up to it'."

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