Realizing for years the diminishing reserves of crude oil, its ever-rising price, unstable politics of the Middle East, refusal of Washington to allow any new drilling in the U.S., and stiff competition from the Japanese, Koreans, and soon, the Chine...
(Seattle, WA) An eighth grade school science fair project involving the assembly of a homemade quartz crystal radio evolved into much more when student Bart Starr Sampson stumbled upon the research of inventor Nikola Tesla after wondering how the Tes...
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has hinted that he is going to approve a plan for the opening of a new generation of dairy power plants.
KENOSHA, WI -- In a move to help Americans become less dependent on Middle Eastern oil, the U.S. Government today released plans to harvest the fat of America's obese.
Finding an effective, environmentally-friendly source of energy to replace fossil fuels has proven difficult indeed. The modest successes of wind, hydro-electric, and solar power have been overshadowed by embarrassing failures, like the Photosynthes...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The U.S. Senate voted to raise prices for car fuel by increasing the mileage all cars must get to an average fuel economy of 35 miles per gallon for new cars, pickup trucks and SUVs by 2020, raising efficiency stan...
It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.
OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.
Washington D.C - The Army Corp of Engineers announced today their plans to combat the growing issue of global warming and human energy consumption. In a joint agreement with Halliburton, the Corp has been asked to design a 1.8 trillion dollar windmil...
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Reinvention (MIR) are claiming that the threat of Global Warming also holds the promise of unlimited free electrical energy. Their solution is found in the production of electricity directly from the Eart...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Enron, the world's largest natural gas company, today announced during a public ceremony tapping the Capitol Dome that it has solved the world energy crisis. "Our latest tests show that the Capitol produces more natural...
In a stunning move that promises to reshape the world energy landscape while simultaneously addressing raging cultural-religious problems, God has revealed a bold new energy plan through his chosen earthly mouthpiece, Pat Robertson.
SAN JOSE, CA -- With a standing ovation Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to rural San Jose friday to kick off his "Give Me 50 Campaign" for using cleaner fuels like hydrogen and biodeisel along California's highways. After his speech...
The threat of a possible future nuclear holocaust at the hands of Iran is up in the air after the surprising resignation of deputy head of Iran's Atomic Energy Agency, Mohammad Saidi. Saidi abrubtly announced his resignation in the middle of a pr...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- President Bush signed the comprehensive Energy Policy Act of 2005 yesterday that provides more than $900 billion in massive giveaways and tax credits to a bloated US energy industry that is already laughing all the way to the bank w...
In a convoluted, contorted and hard to decipher effort to produce an energy policy, any energy policy, President Bush has proposed running this country on hot air. "It's free. It's overabundant in Washington and we don't have to do much of anything...
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