Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...
ASPEN - Destin Buttonboldt owner of The Baker's Dozen Bakery Shop has hit upon a new idea that he says has turned his little Aspen bakery into Fort Knox. Buttonboldt said that a friend of his suggested that he make pot-laced wedding cakes. He q...
DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...
DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana. Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that th...
BOULDER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has informed the news media that The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company, which is headquartered in Boulder, has just announced an amazing innovation in the beer industry. Company spokesperson Kylee Londonlight,...
DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...
DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...
DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales. But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literal...
Two mornings before yesterday's Super Bowel, on a special edition of MSNBC News. in Mile High Stadium in Denver, legendary Broncos quarterback-and current executive VP of football operations for the Denver Broncos-John Elway explained that he's a Rep...
NBC has bought the rights to "Colorado Has Idiots!" which will begin in a couple of months" according to spokesman, David Gheer. Gheer told reporters that they have several 'Idiot' videos already "that almost caused me to wet my pants" and that th...
DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana. Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...
Quebec, Canada - Her Majesty has written to the Canadian High Commissioner, Sir Wally Bong-Chillum, suggesting he dispense with the 'High' part of his official title because it may have set a bad sample to runaway teenage pot fiend Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber's personal plane -that was headed to New Jersey for the Super Bowl - was held at Teterboro Airport on Friday afternoon under suspicion it was carrying marijuana, other drug phernalia, law enforcement sources said Friday evening. The...
BOULDER - The owner of Boulder's Noah's Ark Petting Zoo has told local authorities that the marijuana smoke in the air is starting to make his petting zoo animals act very strange. Emerson Danube, 43, stated that before the air was filled with the...
DENVER - Word from the world of sports is that there is a movement in Colorado to change the name of the National Hockey League Colorado Avalanche to the Colorado Pot Pucks. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, the movement was...
DENVER - There is a movement in the state of Colorado to rename the Governor's Mansion. Reports are that many marijuana enthusiasts in the Rocky Mountain State want to name the governor's mansion Grassland. And there are some Coloradans who wan...
Denver, Colorado - The 1953 drama has been given a modern day twist by Denver's newly formed theatrical troupe, the Pothead Players, who will perform their own take on Chandler's famous classic from Valentine's Day next month. Adapted for the stag...
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