Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 February 2014

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Roy Finnflick is rolling in the dough thanks to his dump truck.

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana.

Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he cannot believe how much money he is making by driving up and down the streets of Durango selling his marijuana, or cannabis as Rush "Tubby" Limbaugh calls it.

When asked what kind of weed he sells Roy grinned and commented that he sells 9 different types but added that the top 3 sellers are Rocky Mountain Rocket, Pikes Peak Pow-Pow, and of course Durango Bango.

Roy told ASM reporter Cutter Shiloh that at first he thought about buying a pot shop like so many individuals have done but he said that his dear old great grandmother Norma Lolita Praxx suggested that he sell the grass out of his dump truck.

SIDENOTE: Roy Finnflick happily remarked that business is so darn good that he is thinking of buying a second dump truck for his wife Windy so that she too can bring in tons of money.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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