WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...
LOS ANGELES - Word flowing out of LaLaLand is that production on the romantic-spy thriller The Raging Hormones will begin within the week. George Clooney and Madonna will star in the Sheboygan Saddlewood epic which is based on a true story. Clo...
Pyongyang - The arrest of alleged CIA spy Ryan Fogle in a Moscow sting op has seen Mossad's top North Korea desk intelligence officer piss herself with laughter at the ploy. "Some audacity of dope, eh?" Commander Ziva Davide [no relation] chuckle...
The CIA admitted today that one of their Predator drone aircraft fired a missile and destroyed a Google autonomous Prius late last week. According to anonymous CIA insiders, the drone had taken off from a secret airfield in Saudi Arabia when it...
Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...
Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a...
Washington DC - The State Department has revoked the master spy privileges of disgraced former CIA director David Petraeus. That means the ex-general has lost all of his "00" espionage perks, including the highly prized "License to Kill." "Because...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The former director of the CIA, General David Petraeus, reportedly told a close, unnamed friend that he never realized that he would one day join the ranks of individuals such as Senator John Edwards, Governor Eliot Spitzer, and Go...
Disgraced former CIA David Petraeus says he is so disgusted with his behavior in having an affair with his much younger beauteous biographer that he plans to start a rehab program for cheating military and intelligence community officials. "I kn...
Langley, Va - "Hell hath no fury as a Borg Queen scorned!" is how one intelligence analyst put it as news of David Petraeus' sudden departure broke. Speaking to reporters this morning Official Shrink to the CIA Professor Einstein Flintstone descri...
Blue Point crab, Bruno Pinchaletta, was the meanest, biggest, baddest , mother fucker that ever squirted sideways in the brackish waters of the southern Chesapeake bay. The super jumbo sized crustacean ran the biggest pinching racket on the US's east coast outside of the White House's Secret Service pinching the local scenery in Columbia. Unlike the Secret Service, Bruno's gang did much more t...
London - It's designed to be scrambled at a moment's notice and uses high-tech electronic wizardry not seen outside the Pentagon's International Space Station Olympic command centre. This morning the existence of the CIA's secret mobile London HQ...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...
A suspected covert operative of al-Qaeda has been arrested before boarding a flight to London after authorities suspected that he was wearing a concealed underwear bomb; one that required no metal. The suspected operative, tentatively identified...
London - Highly trained psychic worriers have broken through security barriers shielding the Prime Monster according to reports. Late last night a crack NATO special combat squad penetrated microwave barriers protecting David Cameron and his Mrs...
The CIA has seen disagreements on how to run the agency cause rifts and splits within the organisation itself causing splinter groups to emerge. As well as the legitimate arm of the CIA, still called the CIA, there is now a more militant wing call...
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