Boxing promoters have announced today that Floyd Mayweather Snr, aged 56, is intending to step back into the boxing ring. What has come as even more of a surprise is that he intends to fight his own son, Floyd Mayweather Jr, aged 32. This is a...
In a surprising twist of events, Silvio Berlusconi has announced that the real reason that he is divorcing his wife, is that he intends to marry German Chancellor Angela Merkel. It appears that Mr Berlusconi intends to create a Pan-European state,...
The New York Yankees have issued a demand to the commissioner of Major League baseball today, requesting that the 2009 baseball season be immediately restarted. The Yankees, who signed new players over the winter with contracts over $250 million,...
The wife of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has had enough, the Italian press are reporting. The latest round of odd behaviour from Berlusconi saw him dressing like a clown and parading around on a unicycle with the aim of wowing attendee...
Pope Benedict XVI has taken a hard-line stance against the new film "Angels and Demons", by ordering the assassination of actor Tom Hanks in the name of God himself. It is certainly an aggressive stance to the film which does paint the Catholic ch...
Disgraced ex-football start OJ "The Juice" Simpson has escaped from his cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center. Simpson who early on in serving his term had placed a giant poster of himself on a wall, seems to have been busy tunnelling out behin...
Reports are indicating that Newcastle temporary manager Alan "Niceguy" Shearer has already handed out some notable punishment to Joey Barton following his sending off against Liverpool. It is an interesting turn of events, as given his nice guy im...
A number of Hollywood stars have come out in favour of Harriet Harman MP, should there be any leadership contest in the troubled Labour Party. Although she is adamant that she is behind the current Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a number of rumours...
Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has made a slight change to his first name in order to be more "like the messiah". The name change to "Christ-I-am-O Ronaldo" is being described by some top sports writers as yet another example of ho...
Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, is to be cryogenically frozen in 3 days time. The announcement which was made today by a Downing Street spokesman, confirmed that the process would be completed by an expert in the field.
Madonna, the adoption crazy pop star, has launched a legal effort to adopt boxer Ricky Hatton. In launching the case, Madonna's legal representative described how she had been shocked that a young man would be encouraged to fight someone clearly s...
Manchester City, desperate to purchase sporting superstars with the money of their owner, the oil tycoon Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, has made a number of enquiries about signing boxer Manny Pacquiao. It is unknown at this time whether Pacq...
The BBC films division has announced that it will commence shooting of a feature length version of their hit comedy "Last of the Summer Wine". The film, which will be set in Yorkshire and feature all of the favourite characters from the show, howe...
OPEC, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries announced today that they will give all oil produced in the month of June away for free. It is believed that the announcement follows an increasing level of concern within the oil industr...
Amy Winehouse is making a good recovery following her collapse in St Lucia, having been the recipient of a devastating Manny Pacquiao punch. The singer who made it through to the third round against the Filipino boxer had landed some good punches,...
UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has suffered another embarrassing setback today YouTube backfired horribly. Brown has been using the website as a way to get his message to the people, having become increasingly reclusive, given the intense lack of...
Ricky Hatton has announced his retirement from the world of boxing following his Las Vegas defect by Manny Pacquiao. In a full and frank interview, Hatton described how his training had been limited because of his concerns around the state of the...
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