Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA. The president consulted with FED Chairma...
Washington DC: The Washington Republicans are staging a comeback. A new team General Manager Reince Priebus of Wisconsin has replaced Michel Steele of Maryland. Mr. Steele only won one third of the games played in 2010, but he is credited with "the H...
New York NY: The Stock Market crashed today as stocks and commodities went through the floor. The Stock Market, an upscale lunch bistro catering to financial district patrons, located at Wall and Broad Streets in lower Manhattan was a total wreck.
Austin TX: Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry and the Texas Legislature sent President Obama a somber ultimatum concerning the latest pronouncement from the Environmental Protection agency (EPA). The current governor, the great-great grandson o...
London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED. Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies rid...
Halifax Nova Scotia: The Canadian government is reporting that the Cruise Ship Barack Obama struck an iceberg on 15 July 2011 while sailing about 400 miles (640 km) south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland on the way to the UK. No loss of life was re...
Tampa Bay FL: The 2012 Republican National Convention has selected Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as their standard bearers to run against Democratic President Barack Obama and VP Joseph Bidden. The v...
Washington DC: Long painful discussions between Democratic and Republican negotiators have reached common ground on restructuring Medicare to reduce costs without sacrificing medical care for senior citizens. The president called HHS Secretary Ka...
Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...
Albany NY: Governor Andrew Cuomo called the New York (NY) State Legislature back into a special October 2011 session to deal with the alarming increase in the rate of same sex divorce. In June 2011 during the final hours of the session same sex marri...
Dear Mom, I arrived in Scotland to participate in The Spoof John o' Groats Bike Run from John o' Groats Scotland to Lands End Britain, a distance of 1410 kilometers (874 miles). I planned to have a few rounds of drinks, while meeting with my spoof writing buddies, prior to the charity bike run. However, the BOA airplane was late arriving at Edinburgh Airport, I missed my coach (bus) connection...
Berkeley CA: Professor Peso Krugerrand retired today as Chairman of the Economics Department of UC Berkeley after 50 years of teaching Keynesian economics. President Obama and Michelle made a special trip on Air force One to be with the administratio...
Washington DC: The Obama administration has devised a plan to add over 15 million new jobs to the US economy while being liberal, politically correct, maintaining a somewhat greener environment, reducing energy costs and employing computer technology...
Cambridge MA: Larry O'Mara the owner of Larry's Bar and Grill, a working class tavern in this city, was presented an honorary PHD degree in psychology by Harvard University. The degree was in recognition of Larry's counseling people in his establishm...
Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...
Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...
Brownsville TX: A retired university professor of environmentalism claims to have invented the S**t to Energy Converter, a breakthrough in cheap renewable energy generation. Today's environmentalists keep talking about this going green s**t, but t...
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