Fallen rock star, Gary Glitter, currently in Thailand, has been told that he will be refused entry in any Country for the foreseeable future. Sadly, he is automatically guaranteed to get into the UK, as he was born here. Happily, he's refusing to...
The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...
The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin, was today convicted of setting Womble traps in the garden of her Hartlepool mansion.
Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.
Popular Batman actor Heath Ledger will get a posthumous award at a coveted movie awards ceremony later this month, Hollywood executives have confirmed.
Big Brother's irritating nasal jazz fraud Belinda (Belinda, Belinda) has been kicked out of the house following allegations of racist abuse levelled by mock-Italian Mario Marconi, real name Cyril Twaddlethorpe, from Manchester.
"Britains Next Top Cripple" has emerged as a surprise ratings hit for the BBC after last nights revealing episode where eight beautiful, feisty, women hopped, tottered and wheeled their way down the catwalk competing for the coveted title a...
Portuguese police have today announced their intention to drop the Madeleine McCann case before July 14, which is when the official secrecy period covering the investigation ends.
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse was today at the centre of a new contraversy after being film snorting baby mice alongside fellow rocker Pete Docherty.
The UK fuel crisis has worsened today following Wayne Rooney's last minute decision to fly his raggle-taggle chavvy gypsy family out to Italy to witness his lavish wedding.
Health conscious food chain Subway has admitted that most of its food range consists of nothing more than "bland common or garden salad."...
Amicable pensioner Mr Albert Potwhistle was today horrified to find himself thrown into jail with the likes of Ian Huntley for binning a dead cat he found in the gutter near his home.
The Royal Mail has today withdrawn 14,000 first day cover issues of horse related celebratory stamp sets featuring missing thoroughbred Shergar after Shergar's DNA was found to be contained in the adhesiv...
Shocked London officials revealed today that the Para Olympics will still go ahead in London in 2012 following a survey which revealed that most people actually watch it for the "laugh" value.
Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.
Bright orange teenage slappers all over Great Britain are risking the lives of their unborn children by glueing themselves to tanning beds all over the U.K.
World famous vacuum inventor James Dyson has announced today that he intends to sue the Burmese government over copyright violation for his dual-cyclone vacuum cleaner.
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