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Funny story: Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Sources in the Eastern European Republic of Romania have informed us that the latest instalment of the Twilight saga movie franchise, Eclipse, has bombed spectacularly here in Romania, and frequently plays to empty houses in movie theaters. It is...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: The Vampire Diaries To Use Stage Shocks

The Vampire Diaries To Use Stage Shocks

"Stage shocks", used so successfully in the Twilight movies before being outlawed, have now been re-approved by a Los Angeles judge. Judge Stanley Milhaus III has ruled that "as long as the so-called 'stage shock' does in no way harm anyone involv...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

It's finally here! The latest, reputedly the greatest, Twilight movie - Twilight Saga: Eclipse - premiered in the UK yesterday, writes Vacuous Drivel Correspondent, Lucy Lastick. Devon's Cullompton Cinema was the super-glam venue chosen by Team Tw...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Has Been Banned In Washington D.C. - The Mayor Says The Town Already Has Enough 'Bloodsuckers'

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Has Been Banned In Washington D.C. - The Mayor Says The Town Already Has Enough 'Bloodsuckers'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has greatly angered thousands of D.C. movie goers, including the Obamas, the Bidens, and Nancy Pelosi, D.C. Mayor Adrian "Yo Bro" Fenty has decided to ban the motion picture The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Mayor Fenty...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Turned Down A Role In The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Because Her Character Had No Nude Scenes

Miley Cyrus Says She Turned Down A Role In The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Because Her Character Had No Nude Scenes

LAS VEGAS - Miley Cyrus was in Las Vegas to meet with the representatives of the brand new Golden Niblets Gambling Casino and Hotel. Cyrus has been offered a one year deal to perform at the brand new establishment on Saturdays for $30 million.

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Funny story: Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson

Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson

The not at all fraudulent psychic, Derek Acorah has investigated Twilight Eclipse movie stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, convinced in the reality of both Vampires and Werewolves. Already, Acorah has found the Yeti, Bigfoot and the Loch Nes...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Appears As Count Vuvuzela of Moldova in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Adam Lambert Appears As Count Vuvuzela of Moldova in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Adam Lambert stated that he thoroughly enjoyed filming his cameo role in the blockbuster hit, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Lambert said that he especially enjoyed sharing a movie trailer with Taylor Lautner. Lamby, as Lautner and R...

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Funny story: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" - AKA Le Menage A Trois Is Kicking Ass

"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" - AKA Le Menage A Trois Is Kicking Ass

HOLLYWOOD - Movie critics from Boston to Bombay are all singing the same tune and that is that the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse has blown the previous two out of the water, no pun intended. Twilight Saga: #3 has got teens and tweens hollering out...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner One of The Stars of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Has Sure Ignited Quite A Firestorm Feud Between Dakota Fanning and Boo Boo Stewart

Taylor Lautner One of The Stars of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Has Sure Ignited Quite A Firestorm Feud Between Dakota Fanning and Boo Boo Stewart

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner who stars as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse says that he has always been a practical joker. He once took a black Sharpie Pen and drew the Eiffel Tower on Jay Leno's chin while Leno slept at his desk. Another t...

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Funny story: Twilight Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard knocks the spots off Kristen Stewart

Twilight Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard knocks the spots off Kristen Stewart

Hollywood - (Zitty Occultation News): The fiery-haired Village, Lady In the Water, Manderlay, Spider-Man 3, Terminator Salvation, The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actress is sending bloodpressure rates soaring ahead of...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

The biggest news for Twilight fans may not be the next movie but the latest rumor going around that star Robert Pattinson is teaming up with Twilight novelist, Stephenie Meyer in doing a live play based on the Twilight movie series. "It has a grea...

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Funny story: Vuvuzelas Versus Vampires At Twilight Movie

Vuvuzelas Versus Vampires At Twilight Movie

If you have been watching the World Cup games in South Africa, you do not have to be reminded that the Vuvuzela horns or "hornets" are loud and irritating. Now there is a group of college and high school students, mostly males, who call themselves...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic: UN Report

Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic: UN Report

One month away from the debut of the predicted super-hit Eclipse a UN report presents a dismal state of affairs for a significant majority of the world's vampires. Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

HOLLYWOOD - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both let the cat out of the bag and the producers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse are not at all happy. Pattinson and Stewart announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show that the latest edition of the va...

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Funny story: New Twilight Book to Be Offered Free Online, Internet May Crash

New Twilight Book to Be Offered Free Online, Internet May Crash

Fans of Stephenie Meyer were ecstatic to learn that her just-published novella, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, will be offered free online, for a limited time, starting Monday at noon. Given that there are millions and millions of Twilight f...

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Funny story: Producers Of The Vampire Diaries: There's An Open Door To Twilight Stars

Producers Of The Vampire Diaries: There's An Open Door To Twilight Stars

Since the next Twilight movie will probably be the last one, television producers say they will leave the door open for any of the stars of the movie series, should they care to make guest appearances. "I think it would be a good idea, if some of...

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